@xfactor
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Joined August 2007
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It's very conflicting to me to have such a strong desire to have everything be clean, yet no desire to clean.
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Cheer up Todd Akin: if it's a legitimate loss, the body has a way of shutting it down. #Election #Senate
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And I apologize to everyone who isn't a baseball fan. Your life probably sucks.(n)
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BYE DODGERS CONGRATS @xfactor
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There was a man before Moses who called God's actions egregious. His retribution inspired the word "smite." Question not the will of Biondi.
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I hope @MarsCuriosity finally confirms or denies Elton John's statements re: surface temperature & child-rearing suitability.
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NASA JPL is coordinating communications between three spacecraft on another fucking planet and the delay is only 15 minutes. NBC, your move.
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Just to clarify, we’re landing a flying robot and taking pictures of it landing with another robot. On another planet.
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I think we all know the reason why the NL blew 'em out tonight and he's standing just off the 3rd base line. #powerofoquendo
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Override complete. The people have spoken - I am officially closing. Kate, Pippa, Becks; I will protect you... #revolutionaryroof
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SALLY@sallyj10112 Jun 2012
Replying to @xfactor
@xfactor #IsAHashTag
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Chasez? RT @alecbaldwin @John_Melnikov: @alecbaldwin dinner with ONE person throughout history. Who?” JC
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Jay Such@JaySuch30 May 2012
Has anyone ever told Scotty, or does he still not know?
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Time zones. Bane of my existence.
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cta@cta29 May 2012
Update: No Red Ln svc btw Blmnt & N/Cly, no Brn btw Blmnt & Sedgw, Purple Exp susp. Shuttle buses filling the gap.
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So wait. At what point of this eclipse will Robert Pattinson be in my bed?
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After the Derby, how many people do you think are going to continue hours of drinking followed by "the most exciting 2 minutes" again?
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All #Mets starters will be using Beastie Boys songs as their walk-up music tonight.
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Oh no. This just sucks beyond measure. RIP MCA.
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WE TOAST TO MCA: WHEREVER YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, PUT SABOTAGE VIDEO ON. CRANK ALL WAY THE FUCK UP. ROCK THE FUCK OUT. BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
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