Ass, Professor. Gay. “Wow, A+++ would rely on the services of Eddie "Monkey Bounty Hunter" Kohler again” —@moyix. They (or he)

Cambridge, MA
Joined September 2008
Eddie Kohler retweeted
.@xzqx @arthegall sorry, should say Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Anne is a weenis also cat is dumb
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Hingham/Hull Ferry notice: MBTA service from Hingham to Georges Island will resume on Saturday, June 22. The water main to Georges Island has been repaired.
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I helped Ice-T tonight
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I like @arxiv but is there any evidence for this, is “advancing science” the right metric
I've said it before, @arxiv has done much more to advance science, and expand participation in it, than all the anonymity interventions ever will. Any policy that obstructs arXiv is not just silly, but also counterproductive to both science progress and inclusiveness.
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Just deployed a difficult-to-implement feature that’s been driving me crazy for weeks; time to wait for the silence to roll in!
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otoh maybe it was blockchain that killed TOCS
Charlotte is our framework for interoperable blockchains and blockchain-like services. It enables efficient protocols and offers reasoning principles for integrity and availability when services are composed. See the forthcoming TOCS paper! dl.acm.org/toc/tocs/justacce…
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I blame the journal of systems research
Hard to believe that the systems community is letting TOCS die.
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The Art Ensemble of Chicago
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copilot was spitting here
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I can’t remember if I took algebra in junior high school #math #controversy
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According to codeforsociety.org/jobs/tech… OpenReview had 50,000 submissions and 200,000 reviews last year. It is managed by a full-time project manager, four full-time employees, three part-time researchers, graduate students, and a professor
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HotCRP accepted 50,000 submissions and 200,000 reviews last year, including for classroom sites. It is managed by me
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Hellllppppppppp
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Love a short New Yorker article!
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I am glad that some people enjoy doing that thing and that other people don’t. Congratulations on your wonderful lives!!!!!!!!!
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Artifact evaluation is so fucked that I got invited to be on the artifact evaluation committee for the International Symposium on Code Generation and Optimization
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