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@xenumada

Top 500 Banjo-Kazooie Player in CO MIA

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Joined March 2026
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Didn’t do great at GA tonight :/ Didn’t feel like the tournament I know and love. I was making cocktails and schmoozing guests all night long??? I’ll get ‘em next week I guess #seeyawheniseeyamate
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David@ssb_davidMay 22
Waited like 3 weeks this time so that's not too bad I guess
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For years I have lost over and over again. For years I have fallen short. For years I have tried my best. For years I have lost to Jordan but tonight at long last I am your winner of Games Ahoy.
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Straight from the beaches of Verona, Italy... 🇮🇹 🥖 Verona #2 Xenu is coming to Afterglow ‼️
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アメリカでご機嫌なランチと洒落込むぜ
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You can cuss and you can yell, you can’t do both - GA Jesus
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Well well well, is that the 1 seed in top 8 qualifier losers side? I guess god looked upon xenu today with disdain and malice. “If I had to weigh the operation call it obese!!!” - Malice #uptiltchudsplosion
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皆さんは僕が頑張っていることを理解しているようで何よりです。
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We're proud to announce the fourth official Smash Ultimate tier list! Thank you to all of our panelists who contributed here. The article below contains a deep dive into the results and methodologies.
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David@ssb_davidMay 1
For years I have lost over and over again. For years I have fallen short. For years I have tried my best. For years I have lost to Jordan but tonight at long last I am your winner of Games Ahoy.
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I won GA today and then the big bad TO said “nice try you stupid idiot” and proceeded to put it in start.gg that I got 5th. Like what? Am I crazy for speaking out about this? Lemme know in the comments guys ;) #classicTObeingameanyheadatthegamesahoyweekly
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Hero, Banjo & Kazooie, Terry, Byleth Top 100s for April 2026! 2026年4月　勇者とバンジョーとテリーとベレト使いランキング
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Hong Kong smash can take down a mid-sized bald eagle with relative ease 🦅 #awshucksbeertime
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突然の射出に笑っちゃったよね けどアキオさんはもっと笑ってたニッコニコだった
KazuhitoFan7000 // かずひとファン7000 (@nekathe_) profile pictureKazuhitoFan7000 // かずひとファン7000@nekathe_Apr 19
ayo toriguri why you tryin not to laugh that shit mad disrespectful yo
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ayo toriguri why you tryin not to laugh that shit mad disrespectful yo
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HuHot password reset initiated! Pulling up to next GA dressed in all Mongolian Reindeer Furs 🦌 #banedgeguardingcloud
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Ridley f-smashed myself into 20 bones so not a bad night for the VAMPer. Next week is mine #jpegmafiacloudssburun
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kermy@alexkremyApr 5
#VasectomyMoneyMatch
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I feel like I’ve seen more than so many old people
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Can’t wait to get a big soda on the way back home tomorrow! #nameasoundbetterthanthis gonna run a bracket in the back of @BrentLambchop ‘s car -Kiosk-142 OUTTTTTT ✌️
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SO CLOSEEEEEEE!!!! Almost won equinox today :/ Out at 33rd but I’ll get it next time 😈 - Kiosk-142
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