40s | he/him | bisexual | sagittarius

riverdale
Joined July 2026
“how much do you love xander harris?” my loving ass:
how were we supposed to use this as a meme
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xander harris—sea cucumber poops out (technical term is evisceration) its organs when in danger. this is its primary defense mechanism.
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Who would win on a DEATH BATTLE! Steve Harrington VS. Xander Harris (Stranger Things VS. Buffy the Vampire Slayer) @VinceJo45528386 @gregory_strauss @KALSSASMLC @DannyYusuke @FictionRumble @ParrishLam33381
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i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be xander harris for halloween
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they cast me in that glee reboot
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i was vegetarian for a year but then i really wanted an crab rangoon
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awwwwww 😭😭💖
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and sometimes it’s like Okay Gay Guy
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yall help me report that page
xander archive has cooties
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xanders stupid ass
Buffy is such a great show that when critics said it only worked because of its dialogue, they made a silent episode just to prove them wrong and created this MASTERPIECE
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