@xaetna
Joined June 2013
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Mrs. Heard!! Is that cocaine?!? “No, no. Your honor, I’ve only done cocaine twice in my life…once for 5 years, and the other for 3. It’s not even addictive, I’ve quit at least 150 times. I’ve even read an amazing book recently on cocaine addiction. A few lines in, I was hooked”
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I suck @ dating. once I find out u talk to other ppl I don’t like u no more
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Naw coming home drunk really be funny af because you be like damn, im single af & go to bed😂
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Why mfs think going to high school wit you knowing you
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Disappear from social media they think you pregnant or down bad 😭😭 no I just hate everybody
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them two weeks before your birthday be the ugliest time of your life like
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Don’t be scared to start over you might like your new nigga better
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I changed my mind is a complete sentence. Stop explaining yourself ❤️
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Damn Dolph
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Man idc what nobody say "The Climb" was a gospel song and it was a HIT.
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The IRS really hates us single people with no kids
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look at saxe 🤣🤣
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It’s so fun dating someone who’s as funny as you 😭😭😭 be laughing all fcking day
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Date idea: Fight another couple.
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send me one tiktok and ima assume we supposed to be sending tiktok’s for the rest of our lives
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i’m single af idgaf who you see me with, dese niggas ain’t mine man😂
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I fell in love wit a big ass bank roll🤫3️⃣
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dude on first 48 killed like 3 people bc they shot up his house w| his parents & siblings present. he literally told the police “yeahhhh that wasn’t gonna slide with me” 😭😭😭
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