cute girl at work who has been flirting with me for the past two weeks heard my birth year and put her head into her hands at the team dinner and has stopped flirting with me.

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Pufffml · Oct 3, 2026 · 7:23 PM UTC

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Pufffml@PufffmlOct 3

Quest month sounds like my personal 9/11

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Adam · Oct 3, 2026 · 7:51 PM UTC

Adam@xadampOct 3

This OSRS summit is so fucking bad I can’t believe it. Devs got so lazy and uninspired that all they can offer is a bunch of quest slop as their “big reveal”

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Adam · Oct 3, 2026 · 7:23 PM UTC

Adam@xadampOct 3

Enough of the fucking quests already osrs ffs nobody likes doing quests

Mayce Tomlin · Oct 1, 2026 · 12:40 AM UTC

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Mayce Tomlin@maycetomlinOct 1

Bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone. And I wasn’t in trouble😭😭😭

Mike Tomlin

@CoachTomlinSep 30

Tonight. 8 p.m. My Minecraft City. Subscribe now: youtube.com/@miket757

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UNO’s Burner🫡 · Sep 26, 2026 · 2:41 PM UTC

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UNO’s Burner🫡

@JaMarrMVP_Sep 26

“Coach, its the wild card round again, we need you!” Mike Tomlin:

Mike Tomlin

@CoachTomlinSep 26

🔜 My Minecraft City. Drops Wednesday - 9/30/26 Subscribe now: youtube.com/@miket757

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Matthew Graham · Sep 24, 2026 · 6:21 AM UTC

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Matthew Graham

@mattyryzeSep 24

the autist is the natural predator of the narcissist

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PENjammin Franklin · Sep 24, 2026 · 4:03 AM UTC

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PENjammin Franklin@keeztoomuchSep 24

Bro i can’t BREAAAATHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Adam · Sep 25, 2026 · 1:09 AM UTC

Adam@xadampSep 25

Did drake london fuck michael penix's girl or something because I can't think of any other reason why this dude won't throw is WR1 the fucking ball!

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Adam · Sep 22, 2026 · 11:16 AM UTC

Adam@xadampSep 22

Telling a coworker that a Chinese restaurant gave me free crab Rangoons yesterday but I don’t eat them and the sweetest old lady yelled from her office “Adam, you don’t like gooning?”