Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die ♈️ ℧ 111 🪐🌙⚡️
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Happy Birthday to this dude, who without I would not have so many memories, travel experience, a best friend, and of course the best music my ears ever heard. 🎂🎁🎉
Whoever made that AI pic of a certain someone we all know needs to go to jail, the amount of people who use it and think it’s real obviously doesn’t know a damn thing about said person or the band he’s in.
Guys help!!! Idk which one I wanna do (I got some cool makeup plans but first need to decide which crown)
I tried on my costume from years ago and it fits fine but I don’t particularly like it, guess a last minute run to Spirit after work tomorrow will have to be done. 😑
I tried to add a flavored packet into my protein shake and thought I’d end up with something tasty…the powder clumped, 🤢 guess I have to use a blender next time
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This generation is canceling Freddy Krueger now. Congratulations, you’ve discovered the fictional horror villain is a bad person. Nothing gets past you guys.
Apparently, a murderer who haunts people’s dreams failed your character check. Can’t wait for his apology, mandatory sensitivity training, and announcement that he’s “taking time to listen and learn” so he can “do better” in your next nightmare.
Inadvertently met my new upstairs neighbor this morning, he seemed nice and told me to let him know if he’s ever too loud, bonus no kids who run back and forth 22 hours a day
I had another weird dream I went to a concert in Canada and shaved my head halfway…magnesium is causing some craziness
