Director of Strategy (@glowmetrics). Founder & Editor (@craftandslice / @rebel_atlas).

Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined May 2009
You couldn’t fucking write that if you tried😭😭
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Now this is how you do a front page story.
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First Prem title since SAF btw
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Anthropic: We are going to kill you OpenAI: We are going to kill you first Apple: now you can fold iPhone
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My algorithm is now just this fancy M&S cheese & ham toastie. And nothing else.
In the interests of independent food testing I took it upon myself to sample the viral M&S cheese and serano ham pan de cristal and unfortunately it is as good as everyone has claimed. 10/10, would buy again.
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Only comes in one size… XL.
this goes unbelievably hard wtf
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Introverts don’t hate socializing. They hate pretending.
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“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41
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BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am
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Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?
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Mac and cheese.
Guess who is never gonna throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again?
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Championship Manager 97-98 is the greatest computer game of all time, by a very wide margin.
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