28. Coffee enthusiast. Obsessed with my adorable girlfriend. I play video games and swear while trying to escape my oncoming existential crisis.

Maine, USA
Joined July 2013
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We are in full swing Pisces season. You know what that means. Yeah, that’s right. I cut my own hair in my bathroom mirror before showering at 4 in the evening.
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Day number 1,268 here πŸ’”. Just waiting for a hero. Longest resident at the Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter, NY. Fearful of strangers. Needs solo pet & quiet adult home. Please consider me! Email: [email protected] #AdoptMe #LongIsland – at Wantagh, NY
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when i was young i would have never have thought these were the kind of things that made adulthood exciting
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delivery service~ πŸ₯–πŸ’
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Aaanndddd the snow is back
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Eat the rich
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My life has changed an absolute insane amount in the past decade. I won’t go into too many details, but I met a woman who saved my life and I am now working in a field that I, 1) never imagined I could and 2) absolutely makes me love going to work everyday. Thanks, 2009-2019 πŸ’•
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you coulda had a bad bitch noncommittal cats can have salami just a little
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β€œWhy are you obsessed with The Mandalorian?"
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I'm leaving Rooster Teeth.
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Hmmmmm
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THIS GAME LOOKS SO GOOD, I'M SO HAPPY!!!!
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πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€ RATS 🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁 OOOOOOAAAHHHHH
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I’m here. I’m queer. I’m ready to nap and hex some assholes.
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