Daily Love Quotes

BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina & remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.

There are 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations to solve a rubik cube.

When I'm home alone, my neighbors always listens to some good music. Whether they want to or not ♥

The only things worse than a mistake is not learning from it.

It's not about the quantity of the time but the quality.

I just want to talk to you for hours about nothing.

If you would like to leave then leave I'm not the type girl that's gonna beg you to stay.

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

Dear math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabets started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone.

lol = drowning man. *lol* = drowning cheerleader. RT if you get it :D

No headphones = you can talk to me. One headphone = you can talk to me if I like you. Two headphones = f*ck off.

I wish you were here to tell me that everything is gonna be okay.

You don't need someone to complete you, you only need someone to accept you completely.

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say "I am okay" with a smile.

"Sexy" = I want you. "Pretty" = I like you. "Beautiful" = I love you.

Never miss an opportunity to dance. Or a reason to laugh. Or a chance to love.

Distance doesn't matter if two hearts are loyal to each other.

She's a liar but you are too. She just learned to play your game better than you.

Spicy foods contain a chemical that stimulates the same nerve endings in the mouth as does a rise in temperature.

More people die from painkiller overdoses than from heroin and cocaine overdoses combined.