Lol it really do be like that

Mannn what y’all know about THIS

a person who values you would never put themselves in a position to lose you

Barber: what we getting today “You ever heard of Old Town Road?” Barber: say no more

If I was a rapper my name would be 2-stressd

I put a cough drop in my mouth cause my throat was hurting and my lab professor said no food in the lab and made me spit it out...

movie theaters calculating ur total for a small popcorn and a drink

lazy is such an ugly word i prefer the term selective participation

Only people that get curved a lot are up rn

the only thing i gained so far in 2019 is weight

Him: hey babe it’s cool if I go out with the boys tonight?? Her: yeah its cool I trust you Also her:

Bro look like he live in Whoville

Worst pain is getting played by a person you lowered your standards for.

Mood because Christmas is 6 weeks away!!

Remember: When in doubt, nap it out

YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER NOW, BETTER NOW YOU ONLY SAY THAT CAUSE IM NOT AROUND NOT AROUND

Stop wasting your time on people who treat you good one day, then act like you don’t exist the next day

So apparently eating uncooked noodles with the seasoning is a thing

My toys: Me: If y’all can talk I won't tell nobody

me looking for someone who genuinely has feelings for me and won’t waste my time

my toxic trait : thinking i have to buy a new outfit for every event.