@wtb_Michael

Half of @herestheveg - this account for book talk, bird photos and miscellany. Selling bird calendars to raise money for charity

 Melbourne, Victoria
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Joined January 2016
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As you flip your calendars over to september this morning, it's worth considering: what am I gonna do when 2027 rolls around? Well I've got you sorted: birdmichaelbirdcalendars.big…

Bird Michael Bird Calendars!

Bird calendar sales, raising money for charity!

birdmichaelbirdcalendars.bigcartel.com
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Me, 10 minutes before scrolling on my phone in bed: okay, time to stop scrolling on the couch and go read my book in bed
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Bird Michael From Twitt℮r retweeted
Tim Winton@timmwinto19 Dec 2018
Every character in literature is struggling with what it means to be a good bloke. The Crime and Punishment guy, Frankenstein, Those little women. All I did was add in some sick waves. Happy holidays, Tim.
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You can see why he's Australia's fave
Tim Winton@timmwinto21 Jun 2021
Doing my Red Rooster run Sunday evening and a group of about 10 blokes step out of the chest-high bushes to demand I stop shining a light upon the frayed nature of Australian masculinity. It's just the Sunday blues driving them I know, and the boys soon scatter to the four winds
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Can you just ask people on Instagram how they've managed to travel the world for a year without working or is that considered rude
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Bird Count week couldn't have come at a worse time for me, personally
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Apparently they had to rescue a plains wanderer off a runway at Melbourne airport??? Crazy record, those sneaky nocturnal bastards probably have us surrounded
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Something good definitely happening off to the left (beach stone-curlew, red-backed kingfisher, fan-tailed cuckoo, black-shouldered kite)
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Taking suggestions for 2026 Aus Lit to add to this pile! Just read Patrick Hunn's incredibly fun and strange story collection, so pretend that's on the pile too
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The flying car stupidity really reinforcing how much dumber the world is than even 15 years ago
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Read a bunch of positive stuff about this, and Patchett is obviously very skillful, but this is so sweet it made me mad
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Unfortunately the ATO has linked my paypal and now i have to deal with complex tax arrangements around these goddamn calendars, what a joy
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i much preferred when i didn't declare the income or claim the donations
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Bird Michael From Twitt℮r retweeted
cad@cadhalashOct 16
as someone who likes simple boring things, the phrase 'minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less' has really done a number on me. im haunted by it every day
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We're getting it done guys
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I dunno guys, I just feel like if you really cared about my mental health you'd buy some of these goddamn bird calendars that are sitting in my lounge room
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@teethfeelweird you're a hero, to me
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Donating blood feels like such an archaic thing to me - sure, milk me for my blood that you can then put inside someone else who needs it. Amazing we haven't found a simpler solution (still: you should donate blood)
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Greens poll at 11-13% for twelve years: aha, they're finally emerging as a genuine alternative! (I really wish they were tbh)
John Rowsthorne@JohnRowsthorneOct 15
Call me silly but I find it passing strange these allegations against jordon-steele have emerged just now as the Greens start to emerge as a genuine alternative to the zionist albanese labor govt+LNP+one nation triopoly. Anyway, let's see what facts are there!!
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Guys I know some of you out there are hanging out for me to panic and discount these bird calendars, but I'm I'm gonna sell them all at full price this year, so you better get in quick
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Link in bio obviously
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