(he/him) Public Health Communicator and other things.
Portland, ME
Joined January 2009
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A family member just read today's Garfield cartoon out loud and laughed uncontrollably. Send help.
My #Olympics hot take is that the Winter and Summer Olympics should be held in the same place every time.
Another Home Alone nitpick. When the neighbor saves Kevin at the end, he’s just … let’s Kevin go home? He doesn’t talk to the cops? Doesn’t insist on talking to Kevin’s parents? What the hell.
Are blue book exams not a thing anymore? Don't want students using AI or any computers, make them sit in a lecture hall for a few hours and write out their exam answers.
I’ve been watching this #F1 race for about 15 mins and I think there has been one pass. Maybe two.
There’s no way this new episode of House Hunters is real. She’s 52. He’s 22. They’ve been dating for 8 months. She’s an ex model. He’s an aspiring MMA fighter. Insane.
YouTube just served me a @Walmart “back-to-school” ad. My kids just got out of school last week.
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Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head
Here is my baseball hot take. If a player is ejected from the game, that team can't replace them in the lineup. If a pitcher or catcher is ejected, they can be replaced and a position player has to leave. So basically soccer red-card rules but for baseball.
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Welcome back to Charlottesville, Coach Odom!
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🔶⚔️🔷#GoHoos
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Today, we sadly say goodbye to Garth "Honey Boy" Hudson, the last living original member of The Band. A musical genius and cornerstone of the group’s timeless sound, Garth once said, “I found some true enjoyment in helping people get to the bottom of their feelings.” Through his music, he did just that—helping us all feel more deeply and connect to something greater. Rest easy, Garth. 🕊
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As a college football fan with no rooting interest in one particular playoff team … the playoffs have not been fun to watch. #collegefootballplayoff
Also, Kevin cleans up the house before the family gets home. He can explain messing up Buzz’s room … but how does he explain the tar on the basement stairs?
Out of these 50 albums, I've only know 9 of the artists. Yes. I'm old.
Presenting the 50 best albums of 2024
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I can now tell our Alexa to turn the outside Christmas lights on and off. Is this what being god feels like?