random person making music

nj
Joined December 2013
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LaMelo Ball incredible stepback 3, Wolves bench loves it
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Raptors defense aint good at all just foulmaxxers
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Went to the park to ball up on this beautiful day and there’s just a bald dude in a sleeveless shirt slowly walking the perimeter of the court staring at his phone. He’ll probably stab me to death guess I’m going somewhere else
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Every child in this orlando magic crowd looks like a fat fucking chud
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For the first time in 10 years of knowing who Ethan Klein is, I have gained respect for him
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DistroCuck didn't put my album on streaming bc AI flagged one of my songs for being a copy of this gay guy jazz song, Im so sure Dawg youtube.com/watch?v=a2FW0zRW…
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Making the office smell like French fries and grease
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Honest self-evaluation at work: “I come here and doom scroll for 7 hours a day and sleep during lunch. Please fire me”
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Guy who starts working out and takes ketamine thinking it’s creatine
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I should have gotten a pork roll egg n cheese before work #FuckGodDamnit
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working on a song called Nuke Babylon its about Nuking Babylon
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I can hear you shitting lawyer-man. Lots and lots of toilet paper. The squeak of the roller. Death comes for us all
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Hmm I wasn’t going to drink tonight but it is a Tuesday after all
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Jesus Philly is so much cheaper than nyc. Do I just move to phildel instead
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I really underestimated how much of lazy fuck u can be in an office job and not get fired. The sloth of man sickens me
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Call her King Neptune the way she provide aquatic Poseidome
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Today’s monster is inflicting poison damage I can feel it
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