@wrongcards

Ecards that are wrong for every occasion.

 Brisbane, Australia
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Joined December 2008
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Wrongcards.com has no ads and no trackers (apart from google analytics, which I'll remove one of these days). It's completely free. Wrongcards has existed since April 1, 2008. I plan to close the site on it's 20th anniversary.
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... and then one day, children, JK Rowling, who sometimes identifies as a man named Robert Galbraith, decided nobody else should ever do that ...
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Elon makes rich kids with dads who owned apartheid-era emerald mines look kinda bad.
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Unless it talks like Werner Herzog, AI isn't ready.
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Please don’t make things up to be angry about. Just be logical. If anyone is paying people off to change how they talk about pollution, who has more money than oil companies? Are you acting anti-establishment while you do the bidding of a bunch of rich fossil fuel execs?
Erick Martin@1776FAFO15 May 2023
Replying to @Schwarzenegger @ArnoldSCI
How much do you get paid to promote the hoax? #fuckoffarnie
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I don't have a blue tick. I didn't used-to, but I don't now either.
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I don't tweet anymore because *gestures around wildly* ... but the best way to communicate with me is via newsletter; I respond to all replies. Sign up here. wrongcards.com
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Damn it. Caught the mind virus. wrongcards.com/ecard/woke-mi… #WokeAF

Woke Mind Virus: A Mask Compliance Issue | Wrongcards

A card that treats ideological disagreements as airborne pathogens. For when you want to send someone a pointed observation about the state of public discourse.

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How it feels TRYING to play HOGWARTS LEGACY! full vid: youtu.be/a--Cc3Kd_kE
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From me, to everybody. wrongcards.com/ecard/pteroda…

Be Grateful I Can't Always Control the Universe | Wrongcards

A passive-aggressive reminder that your friend's cosmic powers are mercifully inconsistent, illustrated by a pterodactyl about to ruin someone's afternoon. Send this free ecard to anyone who needs...

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Oh look, it's another ecard I don't recommend sending to anyone. wrongcards.com/ecard/being-e…
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HEY ELON PICK A TWITTER FIGHT WITH GRETA
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This year's Christmas newsletter has arrived. I talk a bit about pointless tedium of cricket, and stealing ducks from parks, so - you know, nothing too controversial this time. Maybe I'm growing up? Merry Christmas you filthy animals. stgabriel.io/blog/a-not-so-c…
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mastHAHAodon.au/@kris but without the HAHA. Let's see if that works.
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Before this all burns down ... ... I have a very well-regarded newsletter at wrongcards.com.
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Facebook, and now Twitter: "Oh, you want to see posts from your friends and the people you choose? hahah no, we don't do that anymore. Instead, here's stuff algorithmically chosen to annoy you. Heh, you have no choice - wait why are you closing the tab
Build someone up. Put their insecurities to sleep. Remind them they’re worthy. Tell them they’re magical. Be a light in a too often dim world.
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this is just so goddamn funny I can’t
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What a sad, sad, sad little man.
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I just found a typo in Webster's (otherwise excellent) 1913 dictionary. And I don't know who I can email about it.
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I feel like they should have used spell-check.
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