Author. THE BUGS is out now. In it, bugs monitor humanity to make sure we don't kill Earth. They'll exterminate us if we're not careful with the planet.

Joined February 2022
The insects are watching, and now you can join them anywhere! 🕷️ The Bugs by CJ Friedman is available as an ebook. Don’t miss this dark, imaginative take on our planet’s future. 📖🐜 #Ebook #SpeculativeFiction #TheBugsBook books2read.com/u/3LBQJN
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Quick reminder to order books via Bookshop for a few days. Our original site is up and running, but we're worried orders will get lost as we migrate to a new host. Link: bookshop.org/shop/unsolicite…
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Launching tomorrow: CJ Friedman's THE BUGS! 🐝🕷️ Ants, bees, spiders, flies—they're watching. If humans push Earth past the point of no return, the bugs have a plan: exterminate and reboot the species. 🦟 Grab your copy now: bookshop.org/a/2655/97819566… #SciFi #NewRelease #TheBugs
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Happy 101st birthday to Kurt Vonnegut, who I'm sure is up in heaven right now smiling. He loved that joke. @VonnegutLibrary @said_Vonnegut
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5 jobs I've had: -food truck owner -eco-lodge caretaker -vertical farming marketing VP -solar salesman -website builder
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ps: I no longer believe in the long-term viability of indoor vertical farming for food
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I’m going to write a short story inspired by my 11 month old called : The Fearsome Lady Muffin Smusher
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Any literary agents have an #MSWL that include tales about immortal dogs? Asking for a friend* #askanagent #writingcommunity #amquerying *that friend is me. I wrote a book about an immortal dog. #wishfulthinking #wishfulwriting
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When I start a new manuscript, this is how I track my progress and hold myself accountable. Need a lot more green days than red. If I stick to this modest pace, my first draft will be complete sometime in November/December. #amwriting #writingcommunity
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I often think it would be so much easier to just *not* write this novel. Like, no one's making me do this. Yet, still... #amwriting
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She's a 10 but she's my manuscript that I'm currently querying. #amquerying #writingcommunity #amwriting
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When I'm writing & I'm in the zone, if I write a sentence or paragraph I'm not feeling, I just bang my keyboard to help show my future self this needs editing. Looks like: And then the windy wind blew some wind through her wind-swept hair aldsfkjasa #amwriting #writingcommunity
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I wrote a book in 2017 & looked at it as a practice novel. Then I wrote two more, one of which I'm querying now. Today, I began a page-1 rewrite of the 2017 book. I swear I'm not a masochist. I just like the story & know I can do it better now. #writingcommunity #amwriting
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I wrote this poem two days before my daughter was born. #amwriting #writingcommunity #poetry
My dad superpower is getting every last drop of tooth paste out of the tube. #fatherhood @thedad
I'm sorta new here to twitter and I'm looking to connect with folks! How big is the overlap between the #writingcommunity and the #houseplant people!? I'm currently querying and have 100+ houseplants in our Philly apartment. Here's our money tree with a few of our jades :)
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Schrodinger's Rejection: When you have a partial or full request out with an agent and have not yet heard back from them. #amwriting #amquerying
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I suppose the optimist's response to this would be: Schrodinger's Acceptance: same thing.
Hey, there. Hey, you. Yes, you. We are going to follow everyone back who retweets this tweet! (Must be following first.😀) kvml.org
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