Will Porter (@wrhporter) profile picture

Adelaide. Uni. Snorlax.

Joined June 2011
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Jessica Alba remains quite tidy.
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"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay." -- @adamcarolla
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If Ray Lewis is dancing after this game I'm going to throw up
Flaccccccccccccccccccccccco!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now playing - Biggie Smalls Dead Wrong (Suga Suga Remix)
Finished work early. That means channel ORANGE and madden 13. fuck yeah
@hughietwopeny word up hughie. i did the same thing the other week ... you can never watch entourage too many times
I tell people about Fight Club. #loosecunt
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It seems like my most hated player in the nba is going to my most hated team. God I hate the lakers #dwighttola
What's under the hood miami #hardknocks
Stressful morning but it was worth it #fuckyeahfalls
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
the kiwi will hear all about this tomorrow
da da da da daaa, da da da da daaa, da da da da daa daa daa da daaaaaah, Duuuuh Duuuuuh Duuuuh We Are The Navy Blues!