24yo lewser and lover of lewsers (sjs/nyi/mms) 🏳️⚧️🇦🇺
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i love to be trusted and loved by my friends because it means when there’s a breakup i get to hear both sides IMMEDIATELY and from the sources themselves
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from captain to flat out refusing to play for your team while you’re under contract how pathetic
BREAKING: Statement from Detroit Red Wings
"Dylan Larkin has informed us that he will no longer play for the Detroit Red Wings. We are disappointed by his decision, particularly given his obligations to the organization and his teammates. We have therefore suspended Dylan without pay.
We will continue to explore trade opportunities involving Dylan. In addition to needing his approval, any trade must also be in the best interests of the Detroit Red Wings and support the organization's long-term goals.
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Can't wait for the Sharks to show everyone how to successfully lose to the 2026-27 Canucks.
good… morning?
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opened the door to my garage to go get the machine and there are two of those giant fucking moths in there just slapping their fat bodies against the ceiling loud as fuck so. i’m gonna do some hand sewing to start.
ITS EIGHT THIRTY AT NIGHT WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO
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yes i have to be up for class in 7 hours but varly edits come first in my priorities 🥲 #nyislanders #isles #semyonvarlamov
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have we considered that warsofsky is making all of these shit from a butt coaching decisions because he’s playing the long game and making us worse and worse until we fully tank for rj celebrini for the 2030 draft.
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Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, Ryan Warsofsky line combos were playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank God🙏❤️
