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Joined April 2025
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OOC: I’m an ass. It has been a blaze of glory for me IRL the past few weeks, which happens thanks to my BIG BOY FINANCE job. I will deliver on this. Hope you like feds that move slow as shit, unfortunately this is going to be one.
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THE WANDERLUT NETWORK IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AND THUS HAS TO DELAY THE PREMIERE OF EPISODE 2 TO A LATER DATE
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(OOC) Y’all have an extra week to get this. I have to take a FAMILY TRIP this weekend, so next Wednesday 5/14 is your drop dead date.
(OOC) Show will likely come out in a couple of weeks. Segments, strats, “you’re a piece of shit” all welcomed to DM or to Discord prior to then. If you have an idea you always wanted to try but thought it would be way too stupid or outrageous, I’ll probably use it.
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We will be booking a show in Season 2 (if we get picked up, hey, Wanderlust Network!) at the Consensual Carvana
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Truly a storied history.
yeah I'm thinkin I'm Bob - the Universal biography of bobby Franchise bobbyfafo.carrd.co/
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Onyx, we don’t have a tag team championship.
So the Busfins did it. We didn't have to do it, but we did, because we can. When its my White House to redecorate, better bet on the wall is gonna be 1 half of the Tourist Trap Tag Team Championships.
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We sign everyone that the World Wrestling Federation releases. This is canon.
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We here at Tourist Trap would welcome @GraysonCross00 with open arms. Hey, @MonkeyFlipFed, fuck you! You are our rival now.
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Tourist Trap Wrestling Showcase retweeted
you only got the Jump on me last time because you umlocked my one true fear taking on the Ghastly visage of a trad wife this time your Swiffer won’t be there to save you Reveng 😈
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Appreciate the wellness check, Claire, but touch a hair on my star pupil's head, and you will suffer the consequences.* *Only valid at participating locations. Not available in Alaska, Hawaii, or Nebraska.
Zack Fantana you rude prick, assuming there's anything left of you after that horrible corpse eruption, I'm going to humiliate and exterminate this sad little cowboy in front of you.
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(OOC) Show will likely come out in a couple of weeks. Segments, strats, “you’re a piece of shit” all welcomed to DM or to Discord prior to then. If you have an idea you always wanted to try but thought it would be way too stupid or outrageous, I’ll probably use it.
thank you for keeping beavis_sinatra identity safe
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Tourist Trap Wrestling Showcase retweeted
Thaïs, I have faced and beaten some of the best in this business. You're claimes are laughable. And you, my dear have absolutely no idea the lengths I will go. But you'll find out soon enough. The walls will echo with your cries of frustration.
I’m not ready for you? You aren’t ready for me. You’ve never had a fight someone like me and your entire career and I guarantee you got no idea the things I’m capable of. And since we are in Hastings, Nebraska, i’m gonna paint the town and you red like the Kool-Aid man
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An endorsement much more effective than a roar or fireworks.
We don’t need to go into outer space for 11 minutes like those dummies for an out-of-this world experience. Head on over to Hastings, Nebraska instead 🤠
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So, we meet for the first time @TheFlamingOmen, the setting is...unusual yo say the least. But it doesn't matter where it is. The results will be the same. With my hand raised in victory.
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Teddy, you can mention it by name now. I don’t think Wall Drug will be inviting us back.
One, I didn't just pledge a frat. That was two years ago and they kicked me out because I wasn't in college. Two, how dare you insult the king of Brisket. This is a crime against humanity for which payment has only started to be made. Three, I tried real hard 🥺.
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