woke up in croomfs bed this morning with his cat meowing at us

boyfriend reveal (not mine but someone's bf still)

if you have bigger pecs than me you should be banned from entering my field of vision until i figure my shit out

overpriced thrifted leather jacket buyings are now

idc about jake shane not knowing who madonna is. just get that garden gnome in my bed. right. now.

minute three of slayyyter show and the whole room smells like poppers

i got a. haircut 😁

what even is the point of anything anymore.

norwegian guy tried hitting on my engaged friend saying "i have a big dick" and then he kept complimenting my mustache like what do you want me to do. like pick a side

i won quiz night thanks tp a natalia imbruglia song

slayyyter show on sunday and boris show 2 days later

i am a flanagan hater but i do have to thank him for casting rahul kohli every time like…. i need to bounce on it stat

should i steal my ex situationship's leather trenchcoat yes or no

storing various types of nuts and berries in my foreskin before winter comes around

HEARTBREAKING: Twitter user @wormshaped is forced to go outside to buy soy sauce and peanut butter.

bro my cigarette went out…. yours is still lit can we rub tips please…… it’s like we’re docking kinda…. bro….

last day back home :o(