@wormbyte

Scrum Master, father of 4 girls, ex-developer, ex-British Army and an agile enthusiast.

 England
Joined September 2009
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Graphic design has rules, and they work โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€
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Scrum == Agile. !โƒ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ
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Rolling Holy@holy_rolling4 Apr 2020
Replying to @NewJournal
Seriously people grow up! This is the selfish behaviour of 3 year old kids, no care or consideration for anything other than what they want. People never fail to disappoint me!
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Neil Killick@neil_killick16 Mar 2020
A healthy (predictable) #Scrum team delivers the amount of planned work (or more) - in terms of PBIs or SPs - ~50% of the time. A very healthy Scrum team doesn't concern themselves with Sprint output & instead focuses on delivering useful & impactful solutions to customer needs.
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Vasco Duarte@duarte_vasco26 Aug 2019
Replying to @allenholub @Perry_Watkins @WoodyZuill @ourfounder @TSigberg @mheusser @patmaddox @tottinge @lissijean @AdamYuret @mattbarcomb
If we take SW biz as a "discovery" problem instead of brick-laying ("delivery") problem, we quickly find that predictive methods are inadequate. This is the core of agile: adaptive methods work best. Estimation is predictive, not adaptive.
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Troy Tuttle@troytuttle29 Jul 2017
No amount of collaboration workshops can help an overloaded team made up of members who are appraised on individual performance.
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Klaus Leopold@klausleopold13 Aug 2017
"We are soooo Agile but we don't see any improvement in TTM." Really?! Guess why?
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Luke Hodge@HodgeLuke21 Jun 2017
$45 billion dollars found in a Nigerian flat, owner said "I've been trying to give it away for 10 years,but no bastard returned my emails"
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog6 Jun 2017
It's a good day for not complaining about things.
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Rich Rogers
@RichRogers_17 May 2017
"I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." - @rkoutnik
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cgosimon@cgosimon4 Apr 2017
I love watching people use the word estimate in planning meetings. Half the room is thinking โ€œguessโ€ & the other half is thinking โ€œtargetโ€ โ€“ at Coogee, Sydney
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Matt Philip@mattphilip4 Apr 2017
"Kanban is a way of seeing." -@andycarmich #llkd17 โ€“ at London, England
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Woody Zuill@WoodyZuill19 Apr 2017
โ€œA system is not the sum of the behavior of its parts, itโ€™s the product of their interactions.โ€œ ~Russell Ackoff #AATC2017
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Bill Gates
@BillGates3 Mar 2017
Progress is sometimes hard to seeโ€ฆbut for much of humanity, the world is better than itโ€™s ever been: b-gat.es/2lnbO37 via @MaxCRoser
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Well I had to tweet this!!! Long live the #Speccy #ZXSpectrum
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Troy Magennis@t_magennis18 Feb 2017
Multiple NOT single metric: Easy to improve one metric. But at what cost? Use a set of metrics that capture damage of over-driving any one.
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Unit tests pass, no integration tests
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Paul Sutton@FragileAgile3 Feb 2017
Starting to realize that most organizations will not learn new ways of working until the pain of where they are is unbearable.
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WIRED
@WIRED26 Jan 2017
Let's take a hard look at the facts on immigration: bit.ly/2jqZoVj
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bnk@data_nayte14 Jan 2017
#Product Management and feeling like your in a Feature Factory - lots of good advice here hackernoon.com/12-signs-yourโ€ฆ
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