Things the world could really use more of. Not kittens. There are plenty of kittens.

Joined July 2017
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I think it’s time to revisit the Star Wars Holiday Special... but just 90 minutes of porgs wearing Santa hats. It’s what the world (mostly just me) needs right now. Just throwing it out there in case you have some free time before the holiday season 🤷🏼‍♀️ #moreporgsplz
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Just what the world needs now: heels in the produce section xitter.cf/kbiegel/status/1014941…
Dear @badmovesDC you are pretty damn cool and we should play together sometime.
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What the world needs now is for it to just rain Xanax on us
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Bring back the Egg-O-Matic. What the world needs now is a clunky, egg-smashing machine on every street corner. xitter.cf/PulpLibrarian/status/9…
Things they used to sell in vending machines: eggs!
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Replying to @maxwellstern
It’s about time the world got to hear my every thought in full, clear detail. I think that’s exactly what the world needs right now. More people like me talking a lot. Endlessly.
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What the world needs now is a cosplay style bucket hat. It could be brocade.
What the world needs now is more Tom Hanks xitter.cf/yashar/status/92920909…
Exclusive: Another Actress Steps Forward Accusing Tom Hanks of Being Nice bit.ly/2zA7Vvd
After #Catalonia, #Ibiza should push for independence. A three hour EDM national anthem is just what the world needs right now.
This is what the world needs right now. xitter.cf/Attenboroughs_D/status…
I'm just going to leave this here.
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🎶 What the world needs now is Porgs, more Porgs. They’re the only thing that there's just too little of 🎶 #StarWars
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What the world needs now is a luxury sneaker. It could be mirrored.
@stephenfry what the world needs now is critical thinking. Here's a free cognitive biases poster: yourbias.is/poster
What the world needs now is way more Eric Carr commercials. Or maybe not any. Not sure. He may have just peaked.
What the world needs now is Peggy skating through an abandoned office while Roger Sterling plays an electric organ. #MadMen
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What the world needs now is self-love, sweet self-love. xitter.cf/theatlantic/status/909…
The women who made the market for vibrators, by @manishaclaire: theatln.tc/2x6Y0vV
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What the world needs now is maximum motherfucking clown love, sweet maximum motherfucking clown love.
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