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@woodenfigment

「 Initially... this was in order to fulfill my master's bidding. I was nothing but a pawn, a means to an end, to keep someone alive... 」

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Joined April 2024
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nope ( pops it back into the socket with an audible click )
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
Replying to @protomasters
you need help with that or
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i was not very built for combat
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
wait, you usually just have your arm get popped off
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wily you cheap fuck ( wily did not make him )
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no i just do that. hold on ( waddles back over to his arm and picks it up frowning like >:[ )
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
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( shrugging his shoulders ) well you gotta love cartoon physics! ( this is stupid )
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this ( he punches proto, but the force of it AUTOMATICALLY pops his arm off and sends it flying in the other direction. ) ..well that isn't nice
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
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winding up there for
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what ( he's still fucking going )
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ hey man
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well i can. idk about you ( is still winding up the punch )
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
????? YOU CAN JUST *DO* THAT????
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i didn't wanna anymore. i'm still on break and i've been on break for 8 years now
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
YOU WHAT
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play stupid games win stupid prizes ( winds up a punch comedically )
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i wrote myself out of a main protagonist role don't play with me
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
Replying to @protomasters
if they write me out it is capital-o over
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cmon man you couldn't expect me to not pick yes
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
Replying to @protomasters
and trust me when i say you will be dealt with
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viewers, vote on your phones if you want the team to write proto out of this
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
Replying to @protomasters
( pointing at wood man ) don't listen to this dweeb, guys
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( looks directly at the camera with him ) are you guys hearing this loser
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
( side glancing the very much non-existent camera, like he's on the office ) yeah ok whatever man
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not really but ok
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
this is a verbal conversation may i remind you
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what did you think i was some kinda idiot because i rarely use punctuation?
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
( tapping a finger against his cheek ) yeah, good point.
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rude
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well i mean debatably anyone is. that's the point of debate
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
( blinking ) ...well you heard right! i'm the funniest, and very debatably the best robot in this fine fortress! but, ah, you already know that
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oh that one's simple.
— PROTO (@protomasters) profile picture— PROTO@protomasters4 Oct 2024
Replying to @protomasters
anyway, what brings you here? you don't really look like the guy /we/ know.
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it's because i'm not
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anyways i'm here because i heard you're funny as fuck
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