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Men often write such beautiful music. I noticed the other day that all of my favorite songs, the ones that hit so deep it hurts, are written and performed by men. There’s a depth that it’s like only some of them can reach. People say men are actually the more romantic sex. Based off music, I’d have to agree. Anyway, here’s Sabrina Carpenter’s advice on writing a hit song 🫠
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How are you guys still super scared in hypothetical situations… baffles me to my bones
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Does your dog bite? No, he blesses.
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"What's up?" A man inside his car in Canada had an extreme close encounter with a wild bison when the mammal calmly approached the vehicle.
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The difference between men and women during war
But sure, tell us all about how much harder women have it.
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Nothing more needs to be said? Every single statement from this account stands on hard empirical data and real-world observation. Always has, always will!
Men use imagination as a tool to fantasize, realize, and actualize the potential inherent within them. Women use it to fantasize, realize, and actualize the resources they believe others OWE to them! For what? Being born with a cavernous orifice and a pension for insanity? Comedy
Weird ass Kermit voice, masculine jaw, bad decision making. Yeah cry to internet Prince Charming is defo watching and waiting, even commiserating perhaps 😆😆
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Be honest…
Do you have an issue with a man calling himself a passport bro, or do you get why so many guys are leaving the Western dating scene?
Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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Black men, take note and save yourselves. Masculine features, aggressive hand gestures and nails looking like she ain’t never seen a salon. This is a waste of time
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He paid for dinner, Ubers, bottles, her friends’ drinks, even tipped the coat check…
and she still hit him with “just venmo me and never speak again”
That’s not a woman, that’s a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization 😭
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Woman is upset after a man spent money on her, took care of everything, and even made sure her friends were taken care of after going out, but she wants him to just send the money and then leave her alone.👀 💰
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This, he transferred all his sins, so now he's free to commit more crimes.
