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Peter Parker PhD 🧬🧫

@wolfywebhead

{My name is Peter Parker.. My story's a little different..} | Wolf Spider Splice | Multi-Ship | MDNI | Main: @archived_thots

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ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ... ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ'ʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏ.
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241712 Dec 2024
NEVER MIND, I WANT THIS ONE.
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted24174 Feb 2025
OOOH. Then I don't have a pistol, what?
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Your WHAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ONE. HUH.
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted24174 Feb 2025
Replying to @wolfywebhead
NO ONE, FORGET ABOUT IT. On a completely unrelated note, that means absolutely nothing in the moment. Have you seen my pistol?
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ꨄ@lostaffections3 Feb 2025
even if the world doesn't forgive you, i will.
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted24174 Feb 2025
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But I just got off the couch...
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted24173 Feb 2025
Uhhh. Ya knoww. Maybe just about another "who's gonna marry Moon first" type of thing happenin? ..I blame Clawsita.
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EXCUUUUUSE YOU.
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[Head whips around at high speed] Hm??
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What am I not going to be happy about, babes?
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted24173 Feb 2025
Ooohhh, Wolfe is not gonna be happy with this one.
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
....I'll think about it.
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:(
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
You're sleepin on the couch again.
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
COUGH COUGH. 𝗪𝗢𝗪.
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IM NOT SIMPING FOR FELIX. OH MY GOD.
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
GOD FORBID I SIMP WHEN YOU DO THE SAME THING
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I'm being framed
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W H A T
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
MR. "SAYS HIS EX BOYFRIEND IS 𝗪𝗢𝗪."
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❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241729 Jan 2025
It's like you're askin' me to stab you at this point.
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Every time SOMEONE starts simping, it becomes more and more tempting to invite Felix to HQ.
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NOOOOOOOO
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241724 Jan 2025
I'M HIDING EVERYTHING.
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JOKES ON YOU. I CAN BAKE TOO. DON'T HIDE MY MEASURING CUPS
❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵ (@Redacted2417) profile picture❴ 🥼ᎷϴϴΝ⚗️❵@Redacted241724 Jan 2025
SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE ONE IN TROUBLE. NO BAKED GOODS FOR YOU.
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