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Joined June 2011
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🔊I present you THE winner of the Whitney Houston karaoke contest. There will be no more entries😂😂
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Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
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J.K. Rowling naming an Irish pornstar
I voted today 🗳️🇺🇸
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Yeah, these are great labour replacements. Good stuff capitalism, you’re doing super!
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Maybe the best quip about this mess.
It’s rare to see a rat jump onto a sinking ship.
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It takes some America-sized balls to fly your drone over an active plane-crash scene.
Drone footage captured by a local resident near the Learjet crash in Palm Beach, Florida 📽 credit: Skymaticsfla
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Learned about phrase yolo on NPR. It is what all the "kids" are saying. "You only live once." Better take that to heart as I am getting old.
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Once in a while SNL makes me LOL for real. And this one made me laugh. Well, it was a chuckle.
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OMG..this is wild.
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Loblaws specifically is one of the most vertically integrated companies in Canada if not the entire Anglosphere, they own a massive amount of their own supply chain down to real estate, the purpose of which is to give themselves room to leverage profits at all steps
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You guys gotta realize sometimes there's that one homie who is good at exactly one thing
Norman Finkelstein complains about how he claims recent immigrants are all on food stamps and go to stores to buy "bags of salmon," and his best friend who is a doctor told him how immigrants go to the hospital for a cough or headache because "it's all free." Norman Finkelstein: "I walk into a supermarket, and I have to say, it gets a little bit under my skin, I'm the only one paying with money. Everybody's on food stamps. It does get under my skin. Because I see them buy these bags of salmon, $100... and they're paying everything with food stamps, it gets under my skin. And they're all very recently here, as last week."
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John D’oh! retweeted
There are so many deeply ominous news items right now.
The U.S. Army is now training soldiers to dig mass battlefield graves for American troops for the first time in decades, rehearsing how to handle mass casualties as Trump's war continues. The Army says it hasn't needed to do this on a large scale since the Korean War.
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New Slavic fairytales are being birthed out of this horror show
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Ukraine did this after Cuba spent hundreds of millions of dollars treating thousands of sick Ukrainian children from Chernobyl. Cuba spent 20 years providing specialised care they couldn't afford in Ukraine. Ukraine paid nothing, voting to starve Cuba was their payment I guess.
Ukraine voting to starve Cuba but we're supposed to believe they are hereos and defenders of Europe?
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Canada appeals landmark rulings that found it has legal duties on First Nations water and housing “The Government of Canada continues to fight us in Court over one of our most basic rights as human beings” #cdnpoli aptnnews.ca/national-news/ca…
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