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I honestly kind of love it when a woman playfully gives me crap about stupid crap.
What do you mean the moon isn't far enough? It's like thirty times the diameter of the Earth. If that's not enough I can love you more, but that's ten times as much as you'll ever use.
husband: i love you sooooo much
me: okay but like…how much exactly?
husband: to the moon and back
me: the moon’s not really that far away
husband: to alpha centauri and back
me: why are you literally picking the nearest celestial objects you can think of?
husband: okay to betelgeuse and back
me: we don’t even know if betelgeuse still exists. why would you choose something so famously precarious?
husband: TO THE EDGE OF THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE
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Who is the greatest video game villain of ALL TIME?
These are, of course, the objectively best choices. I thought about the Cyberdemon for a while, but in the end he doesn't really have much of a personality.
So ... Pokey? GLaDOS, Kefka, or Gruntilda?
One thing they all share - they relentlessly taunt you which is awesome and makes you hate them. Pokey has the best final words "I'm ... well it's going to look like I'm running away." Kefka has that evil laugh. GLaDOS is hysterically funny. And Gruntilda makes rhymes about how much you suck. (Remember when she offered, "Kazooie go and dump the bear. 🎶 That little backpack then I'll wear."
Your pick?
AI Liability Insurance - Lloyd's of London, are you on this yet?
Oof
THINGS WE DID DO:
Built This City
Shot the Sheriff
THINGS WE DIDN'T DO:
Start The Fire
Shoot the Deputy
THINGS WE WANT TO DO:
Break Free
Hold Your Hand
THINGS WE WILL DO:
Rock You
Survive
Anything for Love
THINGS WE WON’T DO:
Take It
Get Fooled Again
Talk About Bruno
Back Down
Stop Believin’
That
THINGS WE CAN’T DO:
Get No Satisfaction
Make You Love Me
Fight This Feeling
THINGS WE WILL NEVER DO:
Get Back Together (Like, ever)
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
Hurt You
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Fellas, what did your upbringing teach you about women that turned out to be the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth?