simon (like the chipmunk) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪 26. he/it.
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breaking my "never tweet again" promise to announce i somehow just got deadnamed by the fraxiom music tour announcement
had a fantastic time watching the oscars tonight. realised the idea of seeing the resulting fallout on twitter was about to give me an ulcer. never posting again. i love you all
i've really been getting the twitter/tumblr postsharing balance wrong these past couple months. all the good shit goes straight to my tumblr, with the remaining crumbs sending my twitter dangling perilously over Coworker Crevasse
"bored at work" is the same mental state as "three pints deep" for me vis a vis other people's instagram stories
the one funny part about when i used to work at maccies is how the old beardy busker that sits outside the overgate has, for some reason, got the sound of silence on his rotation. and always sings it at the same time of day. 6:45pm. the EXACT time i would walk into work every day
saw frankenstein opening night in edinburgh. packed house. maybe 1/3 of the audience were very obviously people who had worked on the movie who stood up during the end credits and went "WOOO:D" every time they saw a crew name they recognised. cutest thing i've maybe ever seen
something about growing a beard nobody tells you about is how every time you see someone who hasn't seen you since before the beard they WILL be touching that thing. it's like having a new puppy on your face at all times
i'm a pretty portly guy, and i'll tell you what did it; free mocha refills. every day i down about fifteen of the bastards. barely have any food at all in comparison. i'm sure millions of others around the uk will have experienced the exact same thing
saw a tweet earlier describing a celebrity as a "scorpio moon-ass bitch" and i think if you know enough about a celebrity to know their moon sign you should be forcibly detoxed from screens for 30 days
