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Joined May 2013
wow what a beautiful fall
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mirrors by justin timerberlake really might be the best song in the world ugh
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A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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inspiration for these precious songs
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good morning
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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I told the photographer that I wanted to look like Yves Saint Laurent at Christian Dior’s funeral
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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I’ve lived in this city for 25 years. This has been, without debate, THE BEST fall. Nothing beats autumn in NY
Central Park peak fall foliage
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nicki minaj is slower than i thought. what a total sell out.
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14. your brother AND husband are sex offenders 15. You still owe lawyers over 200k
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She’s such a loser now, wow.
What a loser. You can genuinely tell she's mad asf😭😭😭
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I HAVE A NEWS FOR YOU BITCHHH
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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nvm i forgot i work in nyc
Leaving work and it’s already dark outside omg it’s time to die
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Accepting that I do have a few screws loose #sorry
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Went out last night and realized I really just want to be a wife
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having the j.p. morgan building a perfectly centered in front of my building is perfect
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Yall weird as FUCK
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