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earthbound misfit

@witlessboy

hates compliments, lied about being the outdoor type

Joined March 2014
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what if racehorses have just been jogging this whole time
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Still trying to get to Kathmandu
earthbound misfit (@witlessboy) profile pictureearthbound misfit@witlessboy3 Jun 2022
Still trying to get to basecamp
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Remember when @WIRED was a good magazine? Why am I paying for this garbage. wired.com/story/kate-middlet…

The Kate Middleton Photo’s Most Glaring Photoshop Mistakes

Blurry hair, meandering zippers—we asked WIRED’s design department to explain the editing errors in Kate Middleton’s controversial Mother’s Day photo.

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Remember when Amazon was good?
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Oh right, it's time for the annual reminder of the ineptitude of #Optus
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wut
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Looks like I need to give @BombayBicycle Club some play time this month #MyTIDALartists
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My top artists on @TIDAL in May were @bastille, Bauhaus, Killing Heidi. #MyTIDALartists
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'Can you walk to Australia from your country?'
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Seems to have all the right words
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Alexa, cancel Medibank
Damn those are some mood swings. #MyTIDALartists
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Hey @Optus thanks a lot for leaking my personal data even though I haven't been a customer of your crappy service for over a year.
In the 80s the mullet was an appalling disaster of a haircut. Who could've predicted that in the 2020s it would be... still an appalling disaster of a haircut.
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That's fuckin wild
Mark Tomasovic (@MarkTomasovic) profile pictureMark Tomasovic@MarkTomasovic8 Sep 2022
2.3 million of these stone blocks were used to build the Pyramids of Giza
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Also I think it's bullshit
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Dying
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Everyone is autistic these days
hanging on in quiet desperation
Depression is probably not caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain – new study via @TC_Africa theconversation.com/depressi…
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