he/him - @wirehead@mastodon.social - I don't speak for my employer - Silly text deleted to make room for mastodon link.

Joined January 2007
Oh, I did create an account on that other site: wirehead.bsky.social (But I'm mostly not posting and when I do, it's been on mastodon)
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Feels like the design goal of the new @Caltrain bike cars was "how can we encourage bike theft and discourage the 433/533/633 bike car crews from ever reforming"
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Apr 25th - The perfect date, it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. #MissCongeniality
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If you're offended by the idea of a Trans Day of Vengeance, it just tells me that you know you've done something to trans people that could be avenged
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Ugh, remember when @Mail_Gun had articles on their blog with some of the conversations they had with spammers they cut off? Yeah, not the same company anymore, getting an endless stream of spam from some Mailgun customer.
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The @ComputerHistory quietly deadnaming Wendy Carlos. Basically a metaphor for tech.
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saw the headline and realized that the spy balloon was hovering over Billings, MT to keep track of @ChuckTingle.
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The nice thing about raptor rescues is that they spoil the birds rotten.
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The nice thing about taking the side of the marginalized is that when she actually gets to something that kinda applies to me, I'm not surprised and have been angry for years now.
JK ROWLING WROTE A POLISH PERSON AND I'M ABSOLUTELY DEAD - she's a cleaner (of course) - she's sexy and seductive (yeah) - she has "Slavic eyes" (sksksksk) - she's called LECHSINKA (she really tried) - she doesn't understand what "detective" means (it's "detektyw" in Polish) 🤣
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So, when you raise fists at a person and tell them that you are going to clean their clock, what you really mean is sentence them to an eternity of ntpd and obscure leap second bugs until their brain melts and they beg for you to end it for them any way you can?
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I mean, if there's a secret machine at the south pole that generates all of our air, like in A Princess Of Mars, there would be furries busy thanklessly keeping it running, wouldn't there?
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OES is launching a working group to develop an Ethical Terms of Service. Our aim is to empower smaller platform operators, for example Mastodon admins, to be ready for complex problems they may face. Learn more or sign up to join the the working group at ethical-tos.dev/
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wirehead retweeted
Me: I have an idea for what to put on the license plate for your car. Eric: OK. Me: ✋🏻TORMENT🤚🏻 Eric: … Me: It’s the Torment Lexus! Eric: ??? Me: As described in the classic-scifi novel, “Don’t Create The Torment Lexus” Eric: … Me: 😂😂😂
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You know, there's nothing like an accused sex offender getting detained after mouthing off at Greta to remind you how we've allowed masculinity to be defined as being environmentally insensitive and how our idea of masculinity is mostly irrational distorted thinking.
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I'm looking to commission an artist to paint me "Andrew Tate getting owned by Greta Thunberg in the style of Washington Crossing the Delaware." Is anyone up for the task? I'm serious.
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