郵便局から不在連絡が来た。 配達できなかった理由が 「郵便受けから猫が顔を出しており、投函できませんでした」。 いや、そんなことあるわけないだろと思って、外から確認してみた。 ⋯⋯いた。 しかも、めちゃくちゃ迷惑そうな顔でこっちを見てきた。 お前か。お前が配達止めてたのか。

朝5時から朝食待ってる犬の圧力じわじわくる

電車で泣き出したバチュル

え、今のマックシェイクってストロー付かねぇの？帰りにマック寄ってお持ち帰りで注文したらストロー入ってないことに気づいて「入ってなかったんで貰ってもいいですか」って言ったら「ストロー無くても飲めるようになってます」って言われたんだけどほんまけ？www

The iconic Yeat Fortnite meme from 2021 is now on an official Yeat x Fortnite T-shirt 5 years later 😭

真讽刺，这个视频里面讲两个 AI 一个审查代码一个更新审查后的代码，结果两个 AI 就这么搞了 50 多轮。 然后这条视频下面两个 AI 相互评论已经停不下来了

Last Sunday, two police officers came to my garage while I was washing my car. My neighbor stood behind them with his arms folded. One officer asked where I’d got the pressure washer. I said I’d bought it three years ago. My neighbor had borrowed it last month, and his wife returned it on Saturday. He interrupted. “She wasn’t supposed to give it to him.” I thought this was an argument about how long he could borrow something. Then the officer explained that another man had reported paying $180 for that exact machine. My neighbor had told the buyer I’d taken it. I looked at him. “You sold my pressure washer?” He shook his head at me, like I was the one making things difficult. “Can we talk about this without everyone here?”

ターン制なのだ

むふーーー。

盯着看了5秒才意识到真的是给小蛋糕过生日

It's took me 2 months to know which part of the body this is.

In 1945, a Coast Guard plane took off from San Diego to rescue a Navy pilot downed at sea. The crew completed the rescue and returned to base, only to discover three unexpected passengers: a cat named Salty and her two kittens. The cats had stowed away without anyone noticing and spent the whole mission hiding aboard the plane.

Arnold Schwarzenegger sleeping hugging his Ran Fumo

＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿ ＞　も゛う゛お゛前゛は゛会゛え゛な゛い゛だ゛ろ゛　＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

くそ、ヨネダ2000やと思ったのに

レース後に「プテラノドンは有利ではないか」というここでしか聞かない意見が多数寄せられ運営の頭を抱えさせるティラノサウルスレース

目が覚めたかニンゲン…… 今　年　の　土　日　は　あ　と　10　回　し　か　な　い　…

「早く起きないから 猫がこうなったんだよ」 と脅しに来た妻

愛されて当然の猫(愛してる)