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Joined October 2020
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as from today I identify as a newbie, who is broke & wants to make $200k by december 31st 2026 So help me God 🙏🏼🤲🏾📿🛐
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welcome to the gym, my bro
Just did something I've never done. I really wish I never did. Just went through my gf's phone for the first time ever. Lesson learned: I'm speechless 😅
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they’ll come out and say nelfund they brought nelfund, so they’ll support him cos of that. nelfund that is a debt fgs 🤦🏻
The politicians that kept petrol price at N97/N180 is incompetent?? but the one that took it to N1400 is a Builder and great politician? some people are very foolish.
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agent 47 hidden 👏
The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) is pleased to announce the constitution of its National Campaign Council for the 2027 general elections. The National Campaign Council will provide strategic leadership, coordinate campaign activities across the country, and drive the mobilisation of Nigerians behind the party’s vision of a new, just, and prosperous Nigeria. The Council will work under the chairmanship of His Excellency, Senator Henry Seriake Dickson CON, NDC National Leader, Co-Chairman, His Excellency, Mr. Peter Obi CON, our presidential candidate, Vice Chairman, Senator Cleopas Moses Zuwoghe, NDC National Chairman and our vice-presidential candidate, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, Co Vice-Chairman, Barr. Ikenna Morgan Enekweizu, NDC National Secretary, Council Secretary, and the Director-General, Mallam Ibrahim Hussain Abdulkarim to deliver a people-centred and issue-based campaign. We call on all party members, supporters, and well-meaning Nigerians to remain united and focused as we work together to rescue our country. A new and working Nigeria is possible.
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even if you don’t have a pvc, mount on election day 🙂‍↔️ nobody will be sidelined. we will all mount a polling unit. choose one closest to you and fight for your votes. it’s time we match madness with madness. happy new week. wicked out ✌️
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anybody but the politicians
🕊️ NOLLYWOOD HAS LOST ANOTHER FAMILIAR FACE — FRANCIS DURU, 57. The veteran Nollywood actor has reportedly passed away at the age of 57 after a brief illness. For many of us who grew up watching Nigerian movies, Francis Duru was unforgettable! 🎬❤️ One thing that made him distinctive was his ability to cry on screen. 😭😂 Whether he was playing the village boy in love, the heartbroken lover boy, or the innocent man whose love story ended in tears, he knew how to make us feel his pain. And let’s not forget those village movies where he would fall in love, only for things to go wrong — especially when an abroad man entered the picture! 😂😭 Somehow, our village lover boy often seemed to be the one getting cheated on. Those were the days when Nollywood movies gave us characters we could recognise, laugh with, cry for and remember years later. Francis Duru, thank you for the memories. Your face and performances will remain part of Nollywood history. Rest in peace, Francis Duru. 🕊️💔 #FrancisDuru #Nollywood #NigerianMovies #NollywoodLegends
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unfiltered 😮‍💨
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you can’t play clean in a game that is in itself dirty
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no subcidy in petrol no subcidy in electricity no subcidy in gas no subsidy in education everybody should vote, pls. let’s not even talk about the heavy taxes from next year. pity my 20’s
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a simple home setup
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth! 😂😭❤️ let’s get married, please.
God, I have questions. Serious questions. Because what exactly was going on in heaven the day ASD was created? 😭❤️ Who approved the face? Who supervised the body? And who gave this man permission to walk around looking like somebody’s carefully guarded prayer request? Because, sir, this is getting out of hand. ❤️ Let’s start with that face. That face deserves its own appreciation ceremony. The kind of face that makes you look twice, then a third time just to confirm your eyes aren’t exaggerating. His features come together so effortlessly that it almost feels disrespectful to the rest of humanity. How can one person look this good without even trying? 😭❤️ And those eyes? Please, somebody explain those eyes. There’s something about the way they look that makes ordinary eye contact feel like a dangerous activity. One moment you’re minding your business, the next you’re forgetting every sensible thought you’ve ever had. ❤️ Now, let’s discuss the body, because apparently the face alone wasn’t enough for the universe. ASD has that structured physique that makes you wonder whether God personally supervised every detail. The shoulders, the frame, the proportions, the way his body carries itself. Everything looks so well put together, like no single detail was left to chance. And that build? It’s giving strength, confidence, and a little bit of trouble for anybody who has eyes. 😭❤️ The kind of physique that makes a simple fitted shirt look like a fashion statement. The kind of frame that makes standing still look intentional. Some men wear clothes, but somehow, ASD makes the clothes look like they were waiting specifically for him. And the way he carries himself? That’s another matter entirely. Because looking good is one thing, but having that presence that makes people notice you without you demanding attention? That’s a different level. There’s something about a man who looks comfortable in his own skin, who doesn’t have to do too much to be noticed. ASD, respectfully, who gave you this combination? 😭❤️ And don’t even get me started on the smile. A man can have the finest face, the best physique, and the most attractive features, but add a genuinely beautiful smile to the equation and suddenly everybody’s standards need to be reviewed. It’s actually unfair. Imagine being blessed with a face that photographs beautifully, a physique that makes people appreciate good genetics, and a presence that makes you stand out even in a crowded room. At this point, I’m convinced the universe was showing off. Other people are out here trying to find their best angles, meanwhile ASD might accidentally become somebody’s favourite view just by existing. 😭❤️ And the funniest part? He probably wakes up, gets ready, checks himself in the mirror, and continues with his day without understanding the full extent of the visual disturbance he is causing. Sir, some of us are trying to live normal lives. Please cooperate. 😭❤️ But honestly, beyond the face card, the physique, and the entire fine-man package, there’s something beautiful about a person who can catch your attention so effortlessly. Some people are attractive in pictures. Some are attractive in person. And then there are those people whose presence makes you understand why words like handsome, gorgeous, and breathtaking were invented in the first place. ASD, you are genuinely doing too much by doing absolutely nothing. 😂❤️ May God bless your parents for bringing you into this world, bless the genes that assembled you, bless the mirror that sees you every morning, and bless every photographer who has ever tried to capture your appearance. Because honestly, some things are easier to admire than to explain. And ASD? You are one of those things. 🥹❤️
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not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣 also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor. I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos. more health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.
Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣 Also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor. I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos. More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.
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free gym subscription bruh 😂😂 these mini dèmons will almost useIess you you won’t understand if you have not experienced them 🤦🏻
This how they treat me, whoever told my parents to get this dog probably hates us
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I do it these days like crazy 😂 I recommend o even if it’s a fragrance I buy, it pays more
I took out some little funds from my down bad wallet few minutes ago and converted it to cash Bought some few things for myself and a good meal That felt really good Way better than losing all my money to some random 17 year old dev living in a basement in Bali Should do that more often.
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something wey we dey run at a go
1100/1500. Omo, I’m done.🤲🏼😂
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you definitely don’t wanna own this breed of dogs as an individual.
I’ve got Malinois puppies available for those who can handle them. Both sex 8,000ghc only. Nationwide delivery 🚚 at a fee. Kindly DM or WhatsApp 0209378957 if you’re interested. Please RT. Thank you.
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the gods will still puneesh this one for me
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na only me never play lagoslife
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I think everyone has seen that video yall just quoting the replies to ensure everyone sees it. Jesus Christ!
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september was good, octobober will be so good! we will win so much this month. happy new month guys 🤍
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