inebriated on my own exuberance. some days your the dog some days the tree

Joined July 2009
This is pure gold. Im done 😂😂
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facebook.com/share/p/18wHhTJ…? The best beef festival review ever. This man is bang on the money.
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Ahoy hoy people. What a delight to meet such an interesting and knowledgeable man. Great chat today had to grab a pic. @Joshua_Levine pleasure was mine. #worldwarweird
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Afternoon people. Quality bit of fuck you all parking by an @JohnLewisRetail delivery driver. Kids coming out of school and this bozo causes carnage. Cars having to squeeze by and he just keeps going playing on his phone. When asked to move the abuse comes. Tacho break !!!
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Do not eat from Sydney’s burger bar in Dartford. Slight problems with cooking a burger 🥴
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I only like a cold tunnocks wafer bar. That’s it. Good night
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Replying to @VodafoneGroup
@VodafoneGroup how can a delivery arranged for today be so hard to complete???? Upgraded on Tuesday DPD. Tried to deliver yesterday!! Now it’s on for delivery on Monday. Guess what I work !!!! Hence delivery on SATURDAY as requested and on the order. 20 year continuous customer
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Two customer service advisers promised delivery today after lengthy phone calls at work!! How can you and dpd get it so wrong? @EE guess your getting a new customer 👍
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I’m not a bossy person but you must watch the assembly on @BBCiPlayer.@michaelsheen is utterly brilliant. His understanding and patience was inspiring. The best 30 minutes of tv I have watched for years. @stinkermalinker thx for the recommendation.
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Afternoon people. Is it me or does this advert look like Taylor swift is about to fart into the mic 😂
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