@windowman292

UMS ‘97. Pants store platnium member. Lover of IPA and ranch pringles #BuiltFordTough

Joined February 2023
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“I can’t believe I’m failing accounting I haven’t even missed a class yet” Me in class:
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Average sigma chi🤙🏼
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I can’t wait to watch 7-5 Missouri battle it out against 10-2 Memphis in the playoffs while Pat McAfee is shirtless and the Savannah Banana’s play at halftime and Shaboozey singing pour me up a double shot of whiskey at the end of the 3Q. Game streamed exclusively on FanDuel
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Happy Thursday #bdge
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Window Man retweeted
TheLCBandit@TheLCBanditJul 25
Senior Pines and Oteys Fest on the same night is insanity.
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Do yoU ever just shut your fuckIng mouth, hunter? James Spann hate will not be tolerated
Hunter Johnson
@BurnerLJohnsonMay 7
Replying to @spann
None of this was in the ABC 33/40 viewing area. Hope your YouTube stream did great numbers tho.
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No one has ever opened social media or turned on their TV and asked “I wonder what Ryan Clark’s opinion is”
Ryan Clark
@Realrclark257 Aug 2025
Coleslaw should be outlawed. There’s no reason for it to be a thing. No one has ever shown up to a cook out and asked “where the slaw at?”.
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Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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“Yeah dude this internship’s really been kicking my ass”
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Shedeur Sanders in his pre-draft interviews
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Clearly haven’t seen mine, Dov
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman16 Apr 2025
Michigan star QB Bryce Underwood has some of the nicest balls you will ever see 😱
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It’s so infuriating trying to play 2k now knowing 11 year old me would beat me like a rag doll
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Best nap of the year incoming #MastersSunday
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Yeah this’ll play. Mom knows ball
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Nobody does gay stuff like sig chi! Put a shirt on boys. Would say #shrink but he’s already 5’4. #shrink
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Izzo repping a Mountain Brook pullover? MSU ML🔒
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Yes it’s Peter. Anymore stupid questions?
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I lost my hazers I’m going to kill myslef
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Buddy’s girlfriend’s cat got diagnosed with leukemia. Anyone know how that diagnosis comes about with a cat?
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Hey @grok what does my Twitter remind you of
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This is what Muslims think they’re bouta see after wrecking their car into a crowd of innocent people
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