Sound trumpets! Let our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave. #puppybowl
What storm through yonder window breaks? It is the #Sandy, and we are all screwed.
#WhileTwitterWasDown I worked on 2 tragedies, 3 comedies, a load of sonnets and your mother.
Thus, with a kiss, I die. Unless you're up for second base? #MyLastWordsBeforeIDie
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt the Higgs boson.
O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick. And still covered! #SCOTUS Health Care Ruling
William Shakespeare retweeted
@Wwm_Shakespeare @tinyshakespeare @willshake Happy birthday Shakespeare! What’s your favourite line? huff.to/I4HHUn #shakespearequotes
Too far, Marlowe. Unfollowing! RT @ChristopherMarlowe: WillShake is a little biotch copycat.
#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Stage a play-within-a-play subtly accusing your mother of murder.
When you think your love is dead, double check she's not just snoozing. Measure twice, poison yourself once. #SomethingiLearnedLongAgo
#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing Throwing their corsets at me. I'm spoken for, ladies.
"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have..." Suck it, Hallmark!