I like motorcycles. and drums, I dunno.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined December 2008
Sometimes I think that I should stop touring so someone else could take the opportunity that I have…
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Other times I think what if the 10 richest people on the planet died every morning… how long would it take for things to drastically improve
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Oh I think GLP1 might be good in case we have a vampire epidemic.
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I did it. I’m finally at a con. And ny comic con no less.
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I should try a smaller con. Perhaps a less comical one.
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My table spoons do be heaping.
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willnoon retweeted
Police bruttally attack, beat a 21 year old Arizona State student in Tempe, Arizona. 
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“Get nuked” - sam means
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We are getting close! thetenthwatch.com
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Do any juggalo camps want to adopt me for the gathering 2027? Is that a thing? A big juggalo program? Juggalo adoption? Mentorship? Juggaprentince?
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If the traveler is fortunate, the destination is two miles farther away for every mile they travel.
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I look forward to evolving into my final poke-form, in which I will skip the tea and simply drink hot milk and honey every morning.
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I am manifesting attending the gathering in 2027. Pray for me.
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Is that a 16oz jar of honey in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
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Sometimes it’s fun to eat like a lizard
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We’re just normal men.
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We’re just innocent men.
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So is “unc” derogatory? Or is it typically used affectionately?
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Also, going back on tour with @theformat next month. Hide your kids, hide your gear.
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Might have a new gig as a camera operator for @SukiMellow
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