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willmcp2
@willmcp2
if your salary is 23k USD, you are richer than 90% of humans. https://xitter.cf/t.co/28SAm1S0Fy
Melbourne, Australia
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Joined February 2023
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 27
i'm a bipedalphile
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 11
ending every sentence with "on stolen land"
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 10
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a photon in the knee
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 9
Just got a photon in my eye... YEOWCH
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 9
Wtf a car just walked past my house
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 9
havent seen the show but i just knowww jim n pam were fuckin
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 9
i be wasting food sorry
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 9
high asf but you still hit all the quick time events
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 4
what is the difference between gang weed and normal weed
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 4
now we play and like toys 💀
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 4
if you feel chungus for more than 2 weeks you may have derpression
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 3
now we gray and white noise 💀
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 2
now we sapiosexual and like brains 💀
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 1
yo skrill drop a fart
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 1
last night was mildly interesting
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Aug 1
what if he was a UK rapper named Leng Xiaoting
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Jul 30
the bryan johnson of penis extension
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Jul 29
shut up mum it's called slacker culture
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Jul 28
the internet bullied me into not eating soy products
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willmcp2
@willmcp2
Jul 28
the femdom episode of workaholics
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