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Melbourne, Australia
Joined February 2023
i'm a bipedalphile
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ending every sentence with "on stolen land"
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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a photon in the knee
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Just got a photon in my eye... YEOWCH
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Wtf a car just walked past my house
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havent seen the show but i just knowww jim n pam were fuckin
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i be wasting food sorry
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high asf but you still hit all the quick time events
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what is the difference between gang weed and normal weed
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now we play and like toys 💀
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if you feel chungus for more than 2 weeks you may have derpression
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now we gray and white noise 💀
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now we sapiosexual and like brains 💀
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yo skrill drop a fart
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last night was mildly interesting
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what if he was a UK rapper named Leng Xiaoting
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the bryan johnson of penis extension
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shut up mum it's called slacker culture
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the internet bullied me into not eating soy products
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the femdom episode of workaholics
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