Veni, Vidi, Vichyssoise

Joined January 2019
If Twitter is beginning to sap your spirit, tune in to this energy 😂
Man of questionable sanity ✅ Very polite pig ✅ Dancing parrot ✅ Curiously chill chicken✅
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I know what wouldn't happen. They wouldn't be beheaded.
So if two people were caught having illicit sex in a church people will just look, laugh and pass? 🤔
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Cette romantisation obsessionnelle de la criminalité m’écœure. Cette manie de trouver à chaque crime une excuse sociologique, comme si la misère conférait au criminel une quelconque noblesse, relève d’une véritable complaisance morale. C’est vraiment un fléau universel.
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The Iranian govt has executed over 2,000 people in the past 12 months and 9 of them were public (this does not include the tens of thousands of young people murdered for daring to protest).  As far as I can see, the highly principled Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t bring himself to protest or even complain about a single one of them.
Televising a public execution is beyond disgusting and barbaric. The death penalty should not exist, let alone be a live-streamed spectacle. This is a grotesque violation of human dignity. We must oppose this - and the death penalty - everywhere. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0…
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Spineless as well as toothless.
🚨 WATCH: Zack Polanski says he would have voted against the "Zionism is racism" motion
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Brendan O'Neill sums it up
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Whoever came up with this 🤣🤣
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I just found the most brilliant bit by @JohnCleese He explains Leftism better in 90 seconds, than you could learn from any academic in 20 years.
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Jonesy retweeted
'How can you carry a ladder on a bike!?' @FestAKINBUSOYE isn't convinced by @HinaBokhariLD's suggestion that builders could use cargo bikes to help tackle high fuel costs...
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Zero jail time…
Read this & weep💔 Daniel Greaves was found with over 114,000 indecent images of children, mainly little boys aged 3-5years old. Many of these images were the most serious category of abuse. These images were among a library of 22 MILLION across 70+ devices. Most images couldn’t be searched due to the sheer volume. Despite being the most child abuse images the court had ever seen in a single case, guess what?!…. HE AVOIDED JAIL!!!! I honestly can not believe this man is not behind bars😡🤬 We have a sickness in this society - we will jail people for words or tweets or for (allegedly) slashing a rubber dinghy - but the most vile peadophiles? It’s fine - we’ll let them walk free 🤯🤯💔💔🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ This man should have been castrated and then jailed for a very long time. He is in my neck of the woods. Fellow Hullensians & neighbours - remember his name. Look out for him and keep him far, far away from your children… hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hul…
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🚨SENEDD BANS THE TERM "BLANKET 20MPH"🚨 The Senedd's ban on using the word "blanket" to describe 20mph speed limits descended into farce earlier, as several members were reprimanded for using the term. You really need to watch this one in full.
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the tails 😄 😻
A security camera captured two Belgian Malinois puppies playing while their owner wasn't home
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No Joke: The Islamic Republic of Iran has been elected by secret ballot to the U.N. nuclear watchdog’s General Committee one week after the same body condemned Iran for non-compliance. Dracula has been put in charge of the blood bank. nysun.com/article/iran-is-gi…
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The silence from Chumbawamba on the Uyghur situation is frankly intolerable.
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“Putting 1k British men into Piddinhgton carries identical risk to putting 1k undocumented men from anywhere else in the world.” I think daytime tv programming is done in an effort to get people back into work.
1,000 foreign men from third-world countries is the same risk as 1,000 British men… women like her are truly deranged and don’t give a shit about British women and girls.
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Quite frankly the silence from Olly Murs on the Nagorno-Karabakh contlict is becoming deafening
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Every layer of the state is completely dysfunctional.
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