Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed

Thy Mothers Domicile
Joined November 2018
My honest reaction to puss in boots
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do you guys also have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off or is it just me
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Where can I get this now? I got my own money
Floam commercial (2005)
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NVM FOUND IT
Does anyone have that video of like the recorders being played with random bs in the background
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>Be a priest >Get seated next to an end times crazy who hates Catholicism >Have him start nagging you about the identity of the antiChrist. >Say "I don't know." >Go to sleep.
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russian robot tries to attack customer after he pushed it.
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I can feel the warmth
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Never kill yourself
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Rest In Peace legend
Vincent Pastore has sadly passed away at the age of 80.
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was there like a two drink minimum to be in the Emeril audience?
highlights of a Beef Wellington recipe, including all the fellas sharing a laugh about some cream and a knowing look from Emeril as everyone communicates without having to say it, going nuts for wine, and a great ad lib about using a spatula
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fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp
Doctors prescribed a 63 year-old woman 1.5 liters of Diet Coke a day after her Ozempic use contributed to a rare stomach mass. Two days later, her pain was gone, and the blockage had completely dissolved no surgery required; Diet Coke pulled off the miracle.
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imagine saying “nothing from my end” here
At the site where the vote to declare independence was declared 250 years ago today.
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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST GET THAT?!?!?! OH MY GOOOOD
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With my new knowledge of Ratts Tyerell I have come to the conclusion that he is the Star Wars equivalent of Dale Earnhard Raise hell, praise Tyerell
This is the most horrifying scene in Star Wars
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Ratts Tyerell dying for 2 hours
Ratts Tyerell's death gif
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Hardest image I've ever fucking seen
"...And Stay Down!" by artist Charles Keegan
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I think the reason early SpongeBob is so permanently iconic is because the world is almost like something out of a classic Russian novel with how exaggeratedly cruel and miserable it is
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