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Exhausted He/Him/His 馃The excitement continues at https://xitter.cf/t.co/TgE8YF2eQd aka willia4@forlorn.computer

 Charleston, SC
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Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it鈥檚 once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. #DeathBlart 2022 is out now!
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My previous Mastodon link now redirects to my permanent (and self-hosted) one: forlorn.computer/@willia4 馃馃馃

James Williams (@willia4@forlorn.computer)

1.43K Posts, 556 Following, 183 Followers 路 Developer in Charleston, SC. I am an enthusiast of many things and a master of none. I am very, very, very tired. (Header Image Copyright 2022 Midjourney,...

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I'm testing out the Fediverse/Mastodon waters as social.lol/@willia4 (aka @willia4@social.lol), at least until I give in and set up my own instance. Not sure how it's going to go there. Although I'm also not sure how it's going to go _here_. Interesting times.
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Stephanie Beatriz should have a show where she plays two characters, a really sweet happy person and a really mean angry person and they鈥檙e identical cousins and also roommates. They could have a really suspicious landlord who thinks there鈥檚 only one person in the apartment.
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This is the best thing. The best thing has been done.
Daisy 馃悵@DaisySpiers10 Oct 2022
It's a shame they had to cut Columbo from Final Fantasy X, but he did add about 40 hours to the cutscenes alone.
A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

ALT A fake page mimicking the book series Final Fantasy Ultimania Archive. It shows 'concept art' of the tv detective Columbo as if drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. He is holding a cigar and posed in a thinking sort of manner with wind flapping his coat. Text at the top of the page reads 'Columbo: the ruffled, cigar chomping detective who asks all the right questions.' There is a fake screenshot at the bottom of the page depicting a supposed 3d model of Columbo against a beach backdrop. The description reads: A detective from the lost city of angels, he arrives in Spira in a small puttering four wheeled machina. He claims to be seeking an Al Bhed who can repair it so he can return to his wife before dinner. Under this pretence he investigates and interrogates everyone, becoming particularly curious around the death of Lord Jyscal. Behind his disarming bumbling facade lies a mastermind of deduction and reason.

A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

ALT A close up of tv Detective Columbo in the world of Final Fantasy X. He is set against the beaches of Besaid Island. He has one eyebrow raised towards someone off-screen. The subtitles read: "Excuse me ma'am, could you Spira minute? Just a little local humour don't mind me."

A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

ALT A screenshot from the game Final Fantasy X with the villain Seymour in the foreground, and tv detective Columbo entering back in through a door in the background. Columbo has a hand up to his forehead and looks like he is thinking out loud. The subtitles read "Ah y'know, just one more thing, Maester Seymour..."

Good luck, everyone.
good morning here is Potato, a one page RPG about being a halfling and trying to quietly enjoy your potatoes in a world that refuses to leave you alone
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Canonically, can Garfield hear the spider? Or are they both unaware of the other's sapience?
Q: Why do I feel so terrible? A: I have forgotten to drink any water today. Oh no. I have become a Tumblr self-care meme.
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Just found myself completely overwhelmed and zoning out for a minute over the concept of "September". Time flies.
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I still sometimes can't believe that I'm the sort of person who has to sign up for email notifications for a VERY SPECIFIC Japanese planner.
A political drama set in the office of the President of the UFP set immediately after the end of the Dominion War. (West Wing in space.) A Department of Temporal Investigations series that's basically Quantum Leap in space. Make it animated so it's cheap to jump eras.
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George: "My calendar today looks just like my manager's" Jerry: "You have manager calendar?" George: "I HAVE MANAGER CALENDAR!" Elaine: "Ew. I'm just gonna get some work done...over here." ELAINE EXITS
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Feeling cute. Might delete later.
A cat boy from Final Fantasy 14 poses in bunny ears, fishnets, and orange tuxedo jacket and pink thigh-high boots after completing this week's in-game Fashion Report challenge.

ALT A cat boy from Final Fantasy 14 poses in bunny ears, fishnets, and orange tuxedo jacket and pink thigh-high boots after completing this week's in-game Fashion Report challenge.

This is a mistake. Better to discontinue the Klondike Bar and rename the company to the Chico Taco Company. An ice cream sandwich is better than a Klondike Bar 100% of the time, but a Choco Taco? Now that鈥檚 something special.
CNN
@CNN25 Jul 2022
The Choco Taco is gone for good. cnn.it/3cJ81IR
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James Williams retweeted
Time.is@Time_is5 Jul 2022
Earth Orientation Center announced today that December 2022 will have no #leapsecond.
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Hey, it's the Solstice today! So I guess that means only 8 more months of summer?
I watched ONE episode of Cowboy Bebop over lunch and now I'm going to have Yoko Kanno's "The Real Folk Blues" stuck in my head for the rest of time.
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