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Joined February 2011
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Two new ideas for social networks puppybook and babybook. I've done my research it will work.
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#TebowDisciples Does anyone else find it odd that the officials in the Pitt/Den game are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?
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This dude could be the funniest person alive... people.com/people/package/vi… @azizansari
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(309): We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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@willdmorris periscopes are for underwater use only is your car underwater because if it is you need other equipment
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My sex life involves more than one partner & has since the end of my marriage in 1998.
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I'm confused, how long has Jim Carrey been coaching the Dallas Mavericks?
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When was the last time Pabst Blue Ribbon actually won a blue ribbon
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SUCK IT BIN LADEN!!!!!
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holly hell this is the most ridiculous hotel room ever, I feel like I'm in the hangover
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Late birthday wish to @Willmartin4 one of our managers. Will along w/ @brettmiller4, @2willbarton3, Mark & Zach all do an unbelievable job.
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