Virginia Beach, VA
Joined July 2009
So today a popular heavy metal band released a non-alcoholic beer & the responses have been absolutely hysterical. People are legit OFFENDED! So funny. Also...I heard it’s selling incredibly well. Also also...anyone that drinks & drives is a punk ass bitch. #dontdrinkanddrive
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Not that anybody asked, but if Elsa from "Frozen" has a Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs — occupying 4x the normal volume within her cranium. I'm just sayin'.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @pnut !
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The earthquakes in New Zealand will continue until the One Ring is forever destroyed.
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Property is theft. Nobody owns anything. When you die, it all stays here. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor
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#IFWT 16 People Dead From The Listeria Food Bacteria Found In Melons bit.ly/mOMIaf
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Rihanna wears “Cunt” necklace to church. That’s the most awful thing she’s had around her neck since Chris Brown’s hands!
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"Come on. Yeah, it’ll be alright and we’re gonna take a ride. I don’t know if we’ll come back" - And A Ways To Go
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Happy 4tweezzle!
The Westboro Baptist Church isn't even a Church. It's just a really shitty sign-making company!
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"Fuckin' or fightin' it's all the same. Livin' with Louie Dogs the only way to stay sane." let the lovin come back to me #lifechanging
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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." - Mark Twain
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Correction: If we get 100,000 people to text "Stars" to 90999 we raise $1 million for Autism Education. RT! RT like the elite tweeters u be!
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Friends, Help me raise awareness of Proposition 19 with #BONGRESS - support, register and RT http://www.bongress.com/
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Midnight showing of jackass 3D is just hours away.
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Nothing like burgers on the grill and some great beer, fuck yeah.
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I hope someone kicks the teeth out of the god hates fags preacher phelps. Waste of a human.
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If someone wants to fight for our country, I don't care how many dicks they've sucked. That goes for dudes, too. #DontAskDontTellIsDumb
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can I get a fuck yeah?