normie

South Wales, UK
Joined February 2009
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Petition to end voice notes
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Dream me has epic curtains
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If you have a squeaky shoe you should be apologising to everybody you walk past
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Getting drunk on a train on your own is way more fun than I expected. I just wish the guy next to me would tell me what’s going on in Band of Brothers instead of ignoring me and moving seats
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How do you make your name appear BIGGER on a gofundme page?
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Talked to my Uber driver about making friends later in life and it was so wholesome 🫶
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Cardigans make me look fat
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richuncleskelenton retweeted
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Updating my tinder profile drunk on my own in torquey and wondering what happened and also fuming I paid £6 for a pint
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Also I’ve run out of likes
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Last night Bella slept in between my legs and purred until I fell asleep. We’re in love, we did it.
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I just bought 3 milkshakes for 1 homeless guy and gave another homeless couple a tenner. I am gin drink.
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Lost my level 40 Pokémon Go account. Everything has gone to shit.
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Did anyone else play “shoe fling” on the swings at the park as a kid ?
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richuncleskelenton retweeted
Metal for the masses. On @BBCR1 tonight thanks to @AlyxHolcombe @bbcintroducing #BBCIntrodcing
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My cat just let me cwtch her for like 10 minutes it was ✨magical✨
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I’ve missed out on so many conversations because I’ve never had a call center job
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There’s only so many times you can casually walk up and down a street without it looking obvious ur waiting for drugs
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