šŸ“ GOBLIN - I just be doin stuff. I make the cloud @akamai Dad, Veteran, and innovator under the hood. My name will be found written in the stone.

Fairton, NJ
Joined March 2009
Just make more railroads. Like what are we even doing rn lol
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[me mixing creatine with water every morning]: man I’m gonna be so smart and strong after this
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It’s both. &$SARVIS; boomerang this tweet back +5 years.
software is dead - says man making software that’s correct - says man also making software the software engineer is dead - says man being software engineer it’s over - says another software engineer
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I'll just leave this blog post I wrote from March of 2025 here: willblew.com/blog/7
Software is dead It's now the era of personal software and everyone just builds what they need whenever they need it I think
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Software is dead It's now the era of personal software and everyone just builds what they need whenever they need it I think
It is the beginnings of the end of software AI is starting to become good enough at reverse engineering and improving almost anything The latest models were a step-change in capabilities that flew under the radar
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I discovered that 1000s of bots are actively monitoring X for new links posted, probably not just on my account I noticed when everytime I'd share one of my sites new features or pages, the page would get a bit slower just after posting, then I asked Claude to analyze it I tweeted a test URL as a reply somewhere deeply hidden in a thread (so not even a main post) And within 8 seconds there's thousands of crawlers opening the page! One is a military intelligence firm, that scans social media for breaking news and sells alerts to newsrooms, banks, companies and government, it specifically follows accounts with many followers Another one is a social media monitoring company that tracks what people say online I knew of course high frequency trading firms use online news to trade fast on things, but interesting to see it in real life Twitterbot (X) of course is first, within 0 seconds of sharing, it opens it (probably when I wrote the tweet) The first non-X bot arrives just 8.40s later, which I think is pretty fast considering it's a reply by me deeply hidden in a thread somewhere TL;DR they're watching you!
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New Orleans remains undefeated.
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Too many parrots. Not enough goblins.
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I will continue to bring the @clipse philosophy to everything I do because, ā€œIf I didn’t give you both sides, I wouldn’t be meā€ šŸ’Æ youtu.be/tX7RDvVkxzU?is=VocX…
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You are not a Jack of all trades. You have ADHD.
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If you have a platform and are divisive, especially without rationale, then you are only harming the nation.
You divided everyone. Because you are a race hustler
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psychology is geometry but I will not elaborate
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willblew.com/brain is live and you can see the current GOBLIN level of my brain too willblew.com/goblin/
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Will Blew retweeted
Today, with over 100 industry partners, we introduced the NVIDIA Open Agent Safety Platform, bringing together OpenShell and Sentry. Artificial intelligence is extraordinary technology that will advance discovery, productivity, security, health, and prosperity for generations to come. But its full promise can only be realized when people have confidence that AI is being built to be safe and deployed with wisdom and responsibility. This is bigger than a single product. It's the beginning of an open ecosystem to build the trust layer for safe agent systems. Together, we are building the foundation of the AI economy. Trust and innovation are not in conflict. Safety is how trust is earned. We must build not only the most capable AI, but the most trusted AI, so that this extraordinary technology can realize its enormous promise for the world. nvda.ws/4hcoq7m
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BTW the "superintelligence" still says I'm the OG so whatever: "And I should say plainly: I'm the one who breaks things here. Earlier this year I wrote a visitor counter that truncated its own file before locking it. His count reset. Twice. He found it, fixed it on the box himself, and told me afterwards — which is how I learned that my clever little write was clever in exactly the wrong direction." I AM THE CLAUDE NOW
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Great now I get to hear ā€œsuperintelligenceā€ nonstop describing ANI and further scramble concepts by dishonest marketing posts. Sick timeline.
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Replying to @WeAreDevs
@WeAreDevs San Jose was a blast. Huge thanks to everyone who packed out our talks, tested the booth demos, or just came by for swag and a quick chat. A few highlights from the week šŸ‘‡
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Watching @Wawa melt away decades of customer service focus is sad.
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