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alpaca retweeted
My son turned 4 just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, put down your cafe au lait
Can you teach me to throw?" I said "Not today
I got posts to write. He said "That's OK."
He walked away as my blood was boiling
I said "I'm gonna post this now.
Yeah. I think I'm gonna post right now."
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
alpaca retweeted
My speech urged us to unite behind Harris, criticized Trump, and spoke about the promise of this moment. The only reason we’re doing this is to save the soul of our party and prevent bad actors from using our pain in an ongoing voter suppression campaign.
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alpaca retweeted
Only a Democrat would give a speech where the main argument is "I promise not to use the expansive powers I've been given, but my opponent will"
alpaca retweeted
if u wanna give urself major whiplash, here’s a minute of joe biden speaking during one of his debates with trump back in 2020
alpaca retweeted
But Bidenworld was in la la land re: age’s importance. She was not chosen w/ future in mind. Not set up for success in first two years. Maligned on and off record. The same ego that led them to ignore their biggest problem also led them to handicap their most obvious solution
alpaca retweeted
Truly insane report that the Israeli Channel 12 thought would be smart to release, translated into English, that includes a scene where they film a mosque through a hidden camera and how many Muslims are there is supposed to scare you. Total bigotry masquerading as journalism.
אנחנו ממשיכים בתרגום הכתבות שלנו לאנגלית - שתפו כדי שכל העולם יידע!
Good Evening Malmö: Israeli Channel 12’s visit to the host city for the Eurovision reveals disturbing hatred, violent anti semitism, and one astonishing warning ahead of Europe’s biggest evening
bit.ly/4aQeU3w | @ohadh1 @Elad_Si @DanyCushmaro
alpaca retweeted
imagine if someone on the bus said this to you
Swifties felt sure a "1989" announcement was coming for her tour closer because 3,208 days had transpired since "1989" came out, and 3 + 2 + 0 +8 =13. That length of time also pans out to eight years, nine months and (you guessed it) 13 days. variety.com/2023/music/news/…
alpaca retweeted
Sometimes it feels like my friends and family don't really understand how much blood, sweat, and tears it takes to be this mediocre at a game I don't really like.
alpaca retweeted
A man was found dead in the Fulton County Jail on Monday. He had been arrested by Atlanta Public School police, and had been held, pre-trial, since last October. Taken by school cops and caged while legally innocent for 10 months. wabe.org/another-inmate-dies…
