@will2041

Just me on the intertubes. It's clear I don't speak for any organization, group, or company. No one would trust me to do that.

Joined February 2010
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Just used @SkyfiApp for the first time. Amazing. Simply amazing. It's like magic. And customer service is top notch! There were some artifacts in my first image and SkyFi proactively reached out to confirm if the image was usable. So impressed.
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Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are nouns when you stress the first syllable but verbs when you stress the second. "Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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OK, the @mspairport baggage claim playing a loon song before it starts is objectively hilarious.
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Samantha Eliot
@setheliot1 Feb 2023
"It's a mess out there" 😱 Chaos engineering can help. What is Chaos Engineering? Just a minute and a half to answer - but a lifetime of always-on availability Learn more about how Amazon Search uses chaos engineering here bit.ly/reliable2022 @awscloud #chaosengineering
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Have you heard of this musician Carol? She is always on the radio/streaming this time of year, works across nearly every genre, and despite her name, is versed in a number of instruments. Check her out sometime: Carol of the Bells
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You know how sometimes there's a phrase that's just hilarious in the moment but makes no sense to anyone that wasn't there? "Chaster Bief" ... while playing Halo... in reference to Master Chief. Where'd the "b" come from? Nobody knows...
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This was pretty dang funny to me. Couldn’t load the thread about Twitter system problems.
Image of a Twitter thread about site stability with a failed load message

ALT Image of a Twitter thread about site stability with a failed load message

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The tweet in question: xitter.cf/mosquitocapital/status…
Mosquito Capital@MosquitoCapital18 Nov 2022
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
I dropped our @Vitamix blender carafe on an old Cuisinart sandwich press, and IT BROKE A PIECE OFF THE SANDWICH PRESS. What a tank of a blender…
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You move out of a house and discover things you didn’t find for years…
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The conversation in Matrix Revolutions between Neo and Rama Kandra on the nature of love could be seen as commentary on love in different cultures. “No, [love] is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies.”
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I could see this being extended to actions. We may show love differently, but the connection is still the same. #AirportThoughts
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Took us a decade living out here, but we finally got to the Pacific.
Picture of three people standing next to the Pacific Ocean.

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I just went to start on a particularly egregious tax form and @BabySproot called after me: “Have a good time, Dad!” 😳❤️
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Today is my 10 year anniversary with the same company. Wild.
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Blast from the past here - cool little PBS spot on my high school theatre director: youtube.com/watch?v=R4Xnd1qz…
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History/political buffs, what the devil happened in 1973? A couple hundred bills a year, then 4,000?! congress.gov/search?pageSort…
Putting @BabyEvelyn2020 down with a little walk about and she just *points* at her crib like “put me there”. I did, and she fell asleep. What a weirdo.
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Ran around the house this weekend and hit every door hinge with some WD-40. It’s an amazing difference… #DadThings
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Does anyone resonate with #BiffStan?
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