It all started dribbling around the block, and the rest is history. But why not make more?โŒ‡ Parody, not her.

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Joined January 2022
โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐‘ฉ. ๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘พ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ป. โšก๏ธŽ #๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ. โ™› โ € โ € โ € โ € basketball player. champion. โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โˆ˜โ‚Šโœงโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โœงโ‚Šโˆ˜ โ €
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Halfway through that glass of wine and it got me acting up in ways that makes me grateful she never thinks to screenshot anything anymore.
Being an adult is fun because no one can stop you from making an entire box of mac and cheese just for yourself while having a glass of wine.
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Being an adult is fun because no one can stop you from making an entire box of mac and cheese just for yourself while having a glass of wine.
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I love life because I have you to love. ๐Ÿค
My looooooove. Iโ€™m so in love and Iโ€™m in heaven with youuuuu. ๐Ÿค
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Happy 4 year anniversary to the song I didnโ€™t like + liked a hate tweet about that prompted a crazy girl I just befriended who saw my likes to slide into my DMโ€™s to tell me it hurt her feelings. She was obsessed with me already. Thanks, Taylor. :/๐Ÿค music.apple.com/us/album/marโ€ฆ
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๐–ก๐—‹๐–พ๐–บ๐—‡๐—‡๐–บ. retweeted
I wish I could cum inside her but I have this stupid vagina
It's Impregnate-Your-Wife-Wednesday! Get on with it.
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Big Stew core. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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i love new york. where else can you be in new york
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Thatโ€™s why you gotta have a banger order too, so it evens out.
thatโ€™s what iโ€™m saying! banger of an order, feeling bad for whoever missed out. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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You got a banger actually.
went to taco bell and they gave me someone elseโ€™s order. i ended up with two chicken chalupas and a crunchy taco. not even mad.
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My favorite nerd. I act like itโ€™s my favorite podcast ever when she comes to me like GUESS what Iโ€™m obsessed with now. ๐Ÿฅฐ
Dont give me the mic because I will be need yapping to the public like I usually do to @wickcdgame.
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๐–ก๐—‹๐–พ๐–บ๐—‡๐—‡๐–บ. retweeted
Dont give me the mic because I will be need yapping to the public like I usually do to @wickcdgame.
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Finished off the rest of a bottle of wine by myself because whatever, why not.
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Big cheesy smile on my face right now. Iโ€™m so proud of you. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค
Game 1 win; always gonna look for you in the crowd. @wickcdgame ๐Ÿค
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Game 1 win; always gonna look for you in the crowd. @wickcdgame ๐Ÿค
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Finally getting around to finishing Ted Lasso now that Iโ€™ve got free time. Cannot begin to tell you how little I care about Roy and Keeley at this point. Dragged it out too much. Tell me more about the silly soccer girlies.
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I feel so maternal over him. This is my son.
Jimothy vibing in nature ๐Ÿฅน
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๐’˜๐’Š๐’‡๐’†๐’š; Happy birthday to you. Iโ€™ve been in awe of you since I met you, and more each day. Thereโ€™s no one more warm, loving and grounding and our family is as strong as it is because of you. Weโ€™re so lucky, and ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ day with you feels like a gift. I love you forever. ๐Ÿค
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๐–ก๐—‹๐–พ๐–บ๐—‡๐—‡๐–บ. retweeted
when she sucking your strap and she presses her fingers against your boxers and rubs your clit. all while looking up at you all needy and you grab her hair and shove her head harder into yo dick
โ€œi want to suck her strapโ€ what about sucking her clit? you know. an actual part of her body?
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