former CIA

Mendenhall Glacier, Juneau, AK
Joined November 2010
Albert Einstein retweeted
I don't want to overreact to Jaime West here but I think she's my pick for Secretary of Defense
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Albert Einstein retweeted
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Albert Einstein retweeted
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Albert Einstein retweeted
BREAKING: JACK SMITH UNDER OATH: “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.”
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Albert Einstein retweeted
Just a guy with 39 successful combat flight missions on his resume about to dig in with a guy who was a machine gunner at Omaha Beach on D-Day behind the plate. Two men.
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The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan. Absolute cinema.
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Albert Einstein retweeted
For me, it’s the look on his face when he walks off the mound. Like it was the coolest thing a president has ever done, which it kinda was.
Still hits the same
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🌺 I will speak for my city, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. On 9/11 we welcomed 47 planes. We brought 8,000 (mostly US) people into our homes & did all we could to help them. We cooked, drove & took them to see much beauty in NS. It was our privilege. Yes, we will do it again. 🇨🇦
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Albert Einstein retweeted
President Bush throwing out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium after 9/11 remains one of the most remarkable moments in sports. I’ve thrown out the first pitch at a White Sox game, so there are a few things you should know. First, it’s not easy. You’re standing out there by yourself, everybody is watching, and that 60 feet, 6 inches suddenly feels a LOT farther than it looks. And George W. Bush did it wearing a bulletproof vest under his FDNY pullover. (As I mentioned yesterday, my grandfather was FDNY, so I loved that.) Second, he did get to warm up beforehand—which most of us throwing ceremonial first pitches don’t get to do. But the last time Bush had played organized baseball was Little League. Bush himself later joked, “Little League is where I peaked.” Third, while Bush was warming up, Derek Jeter came by. Jeter asked if he was going to throw from the mound or move up closer. EVERYONE asks you this once you’ve thrown out a first pitch. There are two questions: “Did you throw from the mound?” (I did.) “Was it a strike?” (More on that in a minute.) Bush asked Jeter what he thought. Jeter told him to throw it from the mound. Then, as Jeter walked away, he gave the President one more piece of advice: “Don’t bounce it. They’ll boo you.” 😂 So Bush walks out there—49 days after 9/11, in Yankee Stadium, wearing an FDNY pullover over a bulletproof vest, with the country watching. He gets on the mound. And he throws a strike. One of the most important strikes ever thrown in baseball. Twenty-five years later, the clip still gets me. And, no, mine was not a strike. But it wasn’t embarrassing either. 😂 #NeverForget911
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If Trump is capable of convincing you that Canada is our enemy and North Korea is our friend, you’re a fucking idiot
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Alabama got a new tradition, Happy Chairteenth
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Still my favorite comment on this platform. 😂
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Permiso, permiso .... Se llama felicidad
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Albert Einstein retweeted
He’s about to enter a new stratosphere of popularity. Abdul lip-syncing #TaylorSwift
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Albert Einstein retweeted
When you invite someone who snorts cocaine off toilet seats on your network to discuss health policy this is what you get.
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
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Albert Einstein retweeted
It almost looks to me as if Iran is mocking Trump. It looks to me as if Iran understands strategy and posture better than him, knows how to exploit his hyperbolic narratives, addiction to social media, lack of impulse control, and yo-yo-like bluster purely aimed at preventing markets from tanking too badly. It certainly looks to me as if Iran doesn't yet want to give him the daylight that he desperately needs to exit the debacle he started. Yet he continues to insult and threaten them through bloviation, because he CANNOT stop. Because he needs to project grandiosity and distance himself from humiliation. Or he'll melt. Iran's control of the Strait of Hormuz is a new card for the world, courtesy of Trump the reckless dingbat. Iran keeping their enriched uranium is another new card for the world, courtesy of Trump the windbag. Iran taking the US' best punch and still firing missiles and drones is a new card for the Gulf States to deal with, courtesy of Trump, the world's worst ally. Iran knows Trump's polling is tanking, knows he wants to move on, knows he needs to move on, knows he is trapped by his own incompetence, and knows he has no ability to admit it. That's their biggest card.
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Albert Einstein retweeted
A squirrel eating at a table with its tiny umbrella on a rainy day
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Thank you to this poster, who may just have a tiny bit of insight into how to win at the highest level of sport.
At the top level, playing not to lose loses most of the time..
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Albert Einstein retweeted
do normal, caring, intelligent people not seek political power or something?
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