White Van Wedding Co

I married my husband to prove that one night stands can last more than one night. It was a bet of £50 between friends. Seven years later and it's the biggest regret of my life. It's a marriage of convenience and financial ties. Plus I never got the £50.

Been together with my beautiful fiancé for nearly 4 years. We are getting married next year and I've been very excited. But I have only just found she brushes her teeth with warm water… I honestly don't know if I can carry on with the wedding now.

I spent a bit of the 90s wondering what a dord was and why the Stone Roses wanted to be one.

In the days of disposable cameras at weddings and similar events, I would take great joy in temporarily stealing one from a table, taking a picture of my ball bag in the toilets, and returning it unseen. Always wondered about the reactions when the photos were developed.

I don't want to live with my boyfriend for the sole reason I like star fishing in bed every night with the dog

I had a blazing row with my husband about not storing our new skirting board under our bed, poking out & causing a trip hazard. That evening when he tripped over it in the dark and wrecked himself against the wall was one of the greatest moments of my life.

I pretend to the missus that my electric car needs somebody to sit in it for at least an hour daily with the key to charge it up. It is the best hour of my day, I just watch Netflix on the drive away from her and the kids.